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Why Can't I Get A Boyfriend?

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This is the quiz that will tell you why you can't get a boyfriend. NOTE: For girls only.

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How often do you take a shower?
    • A. 

      Never!!!! I hate showers. Never took one, never will.

    • B. 

      Everyday. Ha Ha. I'm pretty and you're not.

    • C. 

      I don't take showers that much. But I never brush my teeth.

    • D. 

      Always. I love showers. He he he he he.

    • E. 

      Hmm. Once in a while. I guess. ..............

  • 2. 
    You see a little boy take your stuff. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Nothing. Using my brain is boring. I'm going to take a nap.

    • B. 

      KILL HIM. DIE LITTLE BOY, DIE!

    • C. 

      Nothing. I'll just skip along. LA LA LA LA LA LA

    • D. 

      Ask him nicely. I just hope he doesn't run away because of my breath.

    • E. 

      Ask him nicely. I just hope he doesn't run away because of my body odor.

  • 3. 
    Are you ugly?
    • A. 

      Whatever.

    • B. 

      No. I'm pretty. And when I say "i" I don't mean you.

    • C. 

      Don't know, don't care. I'll just be my silly self. He he he.

    • D. 

      Yes. Its true. I'm ugly.

    • E. 

      No. Only my teeth.

  • 4. 
    What clothes do you wear?
    • A. 

      Clothes I find in the garbage.

    • B. 

      Dresses. I love being prettier than you.

    • C. 

      I don't wear clothes. I like being in the nood.

    • D. 

      Just the normal. ..........

    • E. 

      NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

  • 5. 
    Do you hate me?
    • A. 

      No. Of course not. But I do hate myself.

    • B. 

      Yes. You suck.

    • C. 

      I don't even know you.

  • 6. 
    How old are you?
    • A. 

      I'm not telling you.

    • B. 

      I'll tell you. It's ...........

    • C. 

      Uhhhh

  • 7. 
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    • A. 

      Can you even spell you big loser.

    • B. 

      Wow. That makes perfect scence.

    • C. 

      he he he he he he he he he

    • D. 

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    • E. 

      When is this quiz going to be over?

  • 8. 
    I like your clothes.
    • A. 

      You can't even see me.

    • B. 

      I know. I'm pretty. Unlike you.

    • C. 

      Why. My clothes are ugly. Just like me.

    • D. 

      You might think my clothes are good, but my breath stinks.

    • E. 

      He he he. Thanks.