Who Are You When IT Comes To Surviving Martial Law In America?

1. The military has just driven up their first tank to your neighborhood - what do you do?

Slap the tank

Tackle some of the soldiers, take their weapons, take down the tank.

Ethically snipe the gas tank on the tank with my .22 from 400 yards out. Killing the tank and anyone near it.

Grab my megaphone, round up the InfoWarriors, and start yelling at the tank.

2. One Primary Weapon, One Secondary Weapon, One Grenade Type, One Knife. GO:

A Mossberg .500, a Beretta .92fs, A Computerized Bomb, Rambo's Knife.

I don't need weapons - I just go around smacking things.

A .22 Rifle, A Colt .45, Grenades Are Unethical, A Filet Knife.

My Megaphone Is All I Need - Believe Me.

3. You are invading Washington D.C., but the police are in your way. You:

Tackle Them.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? **SMACK**

Yell so loud through my megaphone that I deafen them.

Ethically pick them all off from 2,800 yards away with my .22.

4. You are tear-gassed. You:

Power through. Nothing can stop me!

Randomly smack everything.

That wouldn't happen. Because I would be so ethically far away that they couldn't find me. And if they were on their way to find me I would snipe them dead in their tracks.

SCREAM!!!!!!!!

5. You are in the White House. What do you do?

It doesn't even matter - because America is secretly controlled by a Shadow Government - so we are in the wrong place.

Ethically patrol each and every room in the entire building, with my .22.

Walk straight up to the president and smack him.

Run through the walls until I get to the Oval Office.

6. You just got ambushed by the F.B.I.. What do you do?

Ethically pick them all off with my .22.

Fight them off with whatever I have left.

**SMACK** them.

Catch their bullets in mid-air cause I'm just that good of a wide receiver.