None of them
All of them ;)
It doesn't really matter, as long as its under $1000.
A Mac, and maybe some stuff for work
IPhone 3GS, duh!
I would save it
Take a photo of the probelm (but not the awnser!) and text it to her.
Call her. Duh, thats what she said to do.
Turn of your ringer
Text back "can't."