Which Jersey Shore Guidette Are You?

Get scrappy while trying to keep your cooka from showing.

Take your earrings out, your shoes off, and clock her in the face.

Stay out of it. You don’t think she’d get in a fight for YOU.

Grab your boyfriend and ask what he thinks you should do.

Try to make peace. You’re just looking to have a good time.

Secretly love it and forgive him — but demand he buy you a gift as an apology.

Tell him off. He wasn’t buff enough for you anyway.

Decide to give him another chance while you wait for someone better to come along.

Immediately break it off and stick with flings for a while. Fighting is not a good time.

Feel oddly more attracted to him...

Something fun and easy to dance in. Who cares? Get me a drink!

Whatever helps me get the most attention. Spotlight on me, ASAP.

It depends. Am I single?

A short, bright-colored dress with eye-catching earrings. And lots and lots of cleavage.

Leopard print.

I like being the center of attention, but I also know when to listen when my friends need me.

I have lots of friends and I get along with just about everyone. Unless they piss me off.

I tend to have acquaintances because I am usually closest with my boyfriend...and we like to do everything together.

I have a few best girlfriends, and we always have each other’s back.

I like to be friends with guys because girls can be catty and two-faced.

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Sometimes I have a hard time taking things seriously and dealing with my emotions.

I don’t always value myself enough even though I’m smart and talented.

I have a hard time making changes even when I know they’re the best thing for me.

I don’t always know when to stop. I can be quite stubborn, too.

Um...I think I’m great the way I am. [I am a little bit delusional.]

I don’t take myself too seriously and I have a great sense of humor.

There are so many. Let’s see...I am good at everything I do. Does that count?

I’m very forgiving.

I have a really optimistic outlook; I never let things get me down.

I’m artistic and creative.

I have a bunch of ideas for companies. I’d like to use my creativity and business savvy in whatever I do.

I would like to be a party planner. No one knows how to party like I do.

I’d like to be a professional housewife. Maybe even be on one of those Bravo shows.

Something in public relations, marketing, HR...that sort of thing.

Nothing that involves too much work. I would probably like to work with kids or animals. Part-time.

Something with vodka. Or whiskey. Or both? Whatever, get me drunk.

A good beer. Sometimes you just want a beer, you know?

I’d ask the bartender to surprise me. It’s more fun that way.

It doesn’t matter as long as I say it loudly — I want to make my boyfriend jealous.

The fanciest thing I can think of. A cosmo! Yeah, just like in "Sex and the City."

Ham sandwich.

I’m up for anything. If you make it, I’ll eat it.

Pickles. Pickles. Pickles.

I’d rather keep drinking.

I don’t feel like eating. I’m too pissed off about what happened at the club.