What kind of spouse would you make?

It's your spouse's job to do the laundry, but you notice it piling up. Do you:

Oops! You just accidentally broke your spouse's favorite china vase. Do you:

The big football game is on TV tomorrow and your spouse is a huge fan. Do you:

After five years of marriage, an old flame from high school just found you through Classmates.com and sent you a passionate letter about how they wish they were with you. Do you:

Your spouse just got back from a business trip and is at the airport. Do you:

Your spouse has informed you that even though they like your cooking, they'd rather do the cooking because you only know how to make about three dishes. Do you:

Even though you can't stand dogs, your spouse is very attached to theirs. The same dog just chewed up your favorite slippers. Do you: