How Irish Are You?

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| By Asinyard

Asinyard

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Quizzes Created: 2 | Total Attempts: 2,313

Questions: 9 | Attempts: 1,090 | Updated: Mar 21, 2022

Under that giant foam Guinness hat, exactly how Irish are you, really?

Questions and Answers

1.

Can you drink neat whisky (sorry – whiskey) without pulling an “Oofya” face?
- A.
  
  I drink it straight from the bottle.
- B.
  
  If I add half a glass of water.
- C.
  
  I prefer it with a drop of water, no ice, but I could probably drink it without.
- D.
  
  I like to drink apple juice and pretend it's really whisky.
2.

During the last seven days, have you eaten your own body weight in potatoes?
- A.
  
  Yes but only because I'm a student.
- B.
  
  Every single meal, baby!
- C.
  
  No, I'm on a low-carb diet.
- D.
  
  I find this question slightly offensive...
3.

While on holiday, do gaggles of English girls find you ragingly irresistible?
- A.
  
  What can I say, it's the accent...
- B.
  
  Of course, I've got amazing craic.
- C.
  
  They call me the Italian Stallion.
- D.
  
  Not sure, I've never left the Emerald Isle.
4.

Should ‘shit’ rhyme with ‘fight’?
- A.
  
  How else should it sound?
- B.
  
  How would that even be possible?
- C.
  
  Depends on how many pints I've had.
5.

Have you ever been ‘managed’ by Louis Walsh?
- A.
  
  I won't hear a bad word about that man.
- B.
  
  I'd prefer not to talk about that.
- C.
  
  I'm concentrating on the Eurovision at the moment, but maybe after that...
- D.
  
  Louis who?
6.

Look out of your window… is a child mournfully leading a horse through the drizzling rain?
- A.
  
  You mean young Malachy?
- B.
  
  No, it's just raining.
- C.
  
  Seriously? This is actually a question?
7.

Do you pronounce 3000 as “Tree Tousand?”
- A.
  
  What do you tink?
- B.
  
  Only if I'm talking to my Mum.
- C.
  
  It slips out from time to time.
- D.
  
  Only when I've been watching Father Ted.
8.

When it comes to the mornin’, do you prefer the top to the bottom?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  Nobody actually says that.
- C.
  
  I don't understand the question.
9.

Have you ever used “stocious,” “fluthered,” “locked,” “ossified,” or “langered” to describe somebody as drunk?
- A.
  
  Only when if I'm blootered.
- B.
  
  I'd probably just say 'smashed.'

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How Irish Are You?

Can you drink neat whisky (sorry – whiskey) without pulling an “Oofya” face?

During the last seven days, have you eaten your own body weight in potatoes?

While on holiday, do gaggles of English girls find you ragingly irresistible?

Should ‘shit’ rhyme with ‘fight’?

Have you ever been ‘managed’ by Louis Walsh?

Look out of your window… is a child mournfully leading a horse through the drizzling rain?

Do you pronounce 3000 as “Tree Tousand?”

When it comes to the mornin’, do you prefer the top to the bottom?

Have you ever used “stocious,” “fluthered,” “locked,” “ossified,” or “langered” to describe somebody as drunk?