ARMY FITNESS QUIZ

1. If we asked you to jog a couple of miles wearing a rucksack, would you...

Collapse in the gutter and weep like a tiny child.

Give it your best shot before wheezing your way back home and to bed.

Jog the first few miles then fill the bag up with bricks for sprint finish.

All 10 of your toes.

The dome of a very promising looking belly.

You've developed breasts.

A delicious and very manly Snickers.

A packet of peanuts.

A carton of eggs that you'll eat raw on your way back home.

A bungee jump from a bridge over a fast tide.

A hike up a massive hill in the middle of Wales.

Unleash your aggression with a game of Call of Duty.

Order the greasiest and biggest pizza in the world.

Stay hungry until somebody else cooks for you.

Cook up some pasta and tuna and have it without sauce.

Release your bowels.

Slightly annoyed.

Full of fire and ready to show him you're better than him.

Slept in a posh air-conditioned tent and called it 'glamping.'

Built your own shelter from twigs and the bones of woodland creatures.

Whipped out your pop up tent and a mildew-covered sleeping bag that's not seen daylight since Glasto '09