Funny Fat Quiz For Adults

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"Am I too fat? Am I fat or skinny? If I'm fat, how fat am I?" Are you worried about being fat? Take this quiz!

Questions and Answers

1.

Do you drink Coke Zero?
- A.
  
  Yeah! It doesn't taste all that bad.
- B.
  
  No. I drink Coke.
- C.
  
  I've tried it, but I still prefer Coke.
- D.
  
  I only drink mineral water.
2.

You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Pout and think, wow, they must have no problems at all.
- B.
  
  Smack them. (Well, not literally...but in my head, they totally got the smackdown.)
- C.
  
  Laugh. Woah, they've got a whacked out self-image.
- D.
  
  Laugh, and think, "Yeah...they are pretty fat"
3.

Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:
- A.
  
  "That's it, no more solid food"
- B.
  
  "These mirrors must be...broken or something."
- C.
  
  "Hmm, it's cute!"
- D.
  
  "Oh CRAP! Where did I go?-Oh wait, there I am."
4.

Do you feel comfortable naked?
- A.
  
  Not at all.
- B.
  
  Of course I do!
- C.
  
  Usually. Maybe with the lights off.
- D.
  
  No...if I just got down to 90lbs I'd be perfect.
5.

During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?
- A.
  
  Usually last.
- B.
  
  First or Second
- C.
  
  Third or Fourth.
- D.
  
  Sports are for suckers.
6.

What do your friends say about your weight?
- A.
  
  They encourage me to lose weight.
- B.
  
  Nothing, they're all fat, too!
- C.
  
  They say I look good.
- D.
  
  They say I look good, but I still think I could lose about 10 lbs.
7.

You're at home and bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Sitting around is always fun.
- B.
  
  Watch TV and tell all the stick figure celebrities they suck.
- C.
  
  I call up my friends to chat or read.
- D.
  
  It's the perfect opportunity to work out for another 3 hours.
8.

Do you count calories?
- A.
  
  I start the day counting, and then give up around three when I inhale a Snickers bar.
- B.
  
  No. What's the point? I eat what I like.
- C.
  
  Not really, but I try not to eat anything that's too terrible.
- D.
  
  Every. Single. One. But it's not hard to count to 100.
9.

Do you exercise on a regular basis?
- A.
  
  No. But I wish I did.
- B.
  
  Heck no. I have better things to do.
- C.
  
  A few times a week, at least.
- D.
  
  8 days a week.

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Funny Fat Quiz For Adults

Do you drink Coke Zero?

You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?

Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:

Do you feel comfortable naked?

During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?

What do your friends say about your weight?

You're at home and bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon. What do you do?

Do you count calories?

Do you exercise on a regular basis?