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Anything with blood, guts, and gore
Something that will make me laugh and maybe cry at the end
Ones with happy romantic endings
"At Last (My Love Has Come Along)"
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Surf and Turf, in that order
Fancy French Food
Garlic, Stinky Cheeses, and Raw Onions
I love my boo!
Screw that, being single rocks!
Whatever cartoon was popular at the time
I didn't give out Valentine cards
Hearts, flowers, kisses, and the occasional unicorn
Romantic love and passion
A sweet gesture of love
Thorns and a waste of money
Six-pack of tacos
Roses and a box of chocolates
Every gift my sweetie gives me is more romantic than the last!
"You make me want to be a better man."
"We'll always have Paris."
"Love is like a horse-drawn carriage ride. It seems romantic at first, but eventually you realize you're cold, and you're staring at an ass that craps right in front of you."
Sitting on the couch, eating popcorn, and watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Dancing with my friends to a hip band
Dining out and getting a hotel room for the night