How Well Would You Fare In A Fight Against Chuck Norris
OH YEAH BABY HERE WE GO!
- 1.
You're watching T.V., the remote is on the other side of the couch. You are feeling too lazy to pick it up. What do you do?
- A.
Stare at the remote until it submits out of pure fear and gets me to the channel that I want.
- B.
Go over and pick it up. I mean, might as well, why not, right? (It's good exercise).
- C.
Stay where I'm at and just watch T.V. - even though it's 60 Minutes I am too fat and lazy to go over to get it.
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- 2.
AWhat would you do for a Klondike Bar?
- A.
Pay money.
- B.
Sit around and hope that one would be thrown through my window like a brick in the 70's.
- C.
Kill a man.
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- 3.
Have you ever been hit by a train?
- A.
Well, no since I rarely ever get up off of the couch.
- B.
Yes. I was the only survivor.
- C.
No. I would not be able to answer this question if I was, now would I?
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- 4.
Are you a Republican?
- A.
No. I'm a Libertarian.
- B.
Yes.
- C.
I dunno. I dunno. I don't even know what that is. Ohhhhh, okay........ I dunno.
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- 5.
Have you ever used a machine gun?
- A.
Yes. Because even I think that people need a chance.
- B.
Yeah, once or twice.
- C.
No, I'm too fat, lazy, and weak to use one anyways.
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- 6.
What happens in your dreams?
- A.
I rarely get up out of a chair.
- B.
I don't sleep - I wait.
- C.
A lot of different things.
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