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Dumb Blond Test

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Are you a dumb blond or a smart brunette? A red-head maybe. . .

Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Let's start with the basics. What color is your hair?
    • A. 

      Obviously, blond. Why else would I take the quiz?

    • B. 

      Brunette... the intellectual color.

    • C. 

      Neutral... black or white.

    • D. 

      Col-or? Oh... yellowish... i guess.... at least that is the woman behind the glass world's hair.

    • E. 

      Red... or maybe kinda orangy.

    • F. 

      FUNKY!

  • 2. 
    What is you're favorite thing to say?
    • A. 

      OMG! My toes... there's only five on each foot! They are so cute!

    • B. 

      Just 'cuz I'm blond doesn't mean that I'm dumb. Dumb that's with a "B"

    • C. 

      At least I'm not blond.

    • D. 

      Yes! I got another C!

    • E. 

      What next? Wait... no...I am not stupid!

    • F. 

      Capital N. eutral. Neutral. As in My hair is Neutral.

  • 3. 
    Why are you taking this quiz?
    • A. 

      To prove people that blonds CAN be smart.

    • B. 

      Wait... this is a quiz?

    • C. 

      'Cuz I felt like it.

    • D. 

      I felt bored so I wanted to laugh.

    • E. 

      Because it sounds fun!

    • F. 

      Dang... this quiz is hard already!

  • 4. 
    After you tell a story do you friends ask what the heck you are talking about?
    • A. 

      I'll admit it. Ha ha ha!

    • B. 

      Only when I use big words like abecedarian.

    • C. 

      O-M-G! All the everyday!

    • D. 

      Not at all... I make sense.

    • E. 

      Only sometimes... typically when there's a boy nearby.

    • F. 

      Why? I don't tell many stories.

  • 5. 
    Emotions differ about hair... how do you feel?
    • A. 

      Energized.

    • B. 

      E-MO-SHUNS? I feel cute. OMG. Do you see that? I think that I chipped a nail!

    • C. 

      Mad... why can't I be blond?

    • D. 

      Duh. My hair matches me.... good.

    • E. 

      Blank.

    • F. 

      Always needs improvements.

  • 6. 
    What's you're favorite thing about blonds?
    • A. 

      Blond's have amazing hair... I wish I was a blond... ha.

    • B. 

      Man... my feet look adorable right now!

    • C. 

      I would hate to be blond.

    • D. 

      We can be smart AND cute.

    • E. 

      I don't know... they are so lucky.

    • F. 

      See... they are no good that's why i don't have blondz.

  • 7. 
    Be honest. When you put things in alphabetical order do you have to sing the alphabet?
    • A. 

      No. I don't.

    • B. 

      Sometimes.... mostly... okay... I'll admit it.

    • C. 

      No my assistant does that.

    • D. 

      Are you kidding? Of course not! I can sing it backwards!

    • E. 

      Yes... I do.

    • F. 

      AL-PHA-BET-IC-AL? oh yeah... a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k. lemento .p.q.r.s.t.u.v. double u.x.y.z! yea!

  • 8. 
    How long does it take you to watch 60 Minutes?
    • A. 

      2 seconds because I'll change the channel.

    • B. 

      Ummm...... a movie! YEAH!

    • C. 

      Ahhhhh.... like a whole hour!

    • D. 

      Quite simply... 60 minutes.

    • E. 

      2....maybe 3....hours... I really do not know.

    • F. 

      Is this a trick question?

  • 9. 
    Will you send this quiz to your friends?
    • A. 

      If I like the results... maybe...

    • B. 

      This is a quiz!?

    • C. 

      Yes. To show off my smart results.

    • D. 

      Possibly...

    • E. 

      Totally.. I'm in a laughing fit!

    • F. 

      Yes. It makes fun of blonds... who wouldn't?

  • 10. 
    Would you dye your hair?
    • A. 

      I already do... fun colors...

    • B. 

      Duh.... blond is WAY too blond to be blond. My hairy's need help.

    • C. 

      Why would I kill my hair?

    • D. 

      Maybe a little...

    • E. 

      Nope. Don't feel like it.

    • F. 

      Maybe I already do... for all you know!

  • 11. 
    Are you a quiz taker?
    • A. 

      Yes... It is my hobby.

    • B. 

      No... unless....no... I think.... Is that popular?

    • C. 

      Not typically... I was checking out the site.

    • D. 

      Yeah. Specially dumb blond ones!

    • E. 

      No. They stink.

    • F. 

      Sorta... I guess.