Are You Racist? (Against Blacks)

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch. Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street. Q: Why do blacks burry their dead upside down? A: Use em as bike racks. Q: How did they improve the transportation in harlem? A: Move the trees closer together. Q: What did the black girl say while having sex? A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs. Q: Why are black people like jelly beans? A: No one likes the black ones. Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people? A: A rotten banana Q: What was the only thing missing from the million man march? A. An auctionner Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months. Q: What do you call 100 black guys baried from the neck down? A: Afroturf. Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run. Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks? A: Antique farm equipment. Q: What do u call a black priest? A: Holy shit Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it? Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: Will the defendent please rise. Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people. Q: What do you call 20,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? A: There's skid marks in front of the skunk. Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball? A: Cause all you have to do is RUN ... SHOOT ... and STEAL Q: What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? A: Stop laughing and reload Q: What Do You call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs? A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!! Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean? A: An oil spill Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment. Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouthsif i wanted more jokes like this where would i go?

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