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Q…What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, Delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
A… Coconut! |
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Q…What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
A... Bubble-gum! |
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Q…You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
A... Tent! |
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Q…A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
A... Wedding ring! |
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Q…I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me,
you feel good.
A... Nose! |
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Q…What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don’t
get it, you have to use your hand?
A… Fork! |
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Q…What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? A...a heart |
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Q…I have fuzzy balls
Someone's going to be beaten.
You start off with love, but that doesn't
last...
A…tennis |
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Q…I'm long, hard, and powered by
batteries,
I give off a steady stream,
People grope for me in the dark....
A…torch |
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Q...Playing with me long enough could make you go blind
-you have to stick something in my slot before you get started
-playing with my joystick can give you a cramp
What am I?
A...Video game |
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Q...press the right button and I'll come all over your face
-I usually get spread over your hairy parts
-when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel
What am I?
A...Shaving Cream |
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Q...can be hard or soft and still get it off
-finger my plunger and i'll come in your hand
-I always come in hotel bathrooms
What am I?
A... Soap dispensers |
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Q..you suck on me with you mouth
- i cant stay hard forever
-there's sometimes lipstick on my stick when your done
What am I?
A...icepole. |
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Q...the situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me"
-What am I?
A...Fire Pole |
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Q...start with "C"
-I end with "T"
-I stand for pussy
what am i?
A... a cat |
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Q..My shaft is long and tasty
-you can shove me in your split
- the lder I am, the softer i get
what am i?
A...a Banana |
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Q...the are all fakes and Dolly Parton has some big ones. it can cost you a lot of money for a good one, but at least you can pick the size and color."
what am I?
A...a wig |
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Q.there it was. Six inches of pure delight beckoning me to take it in my mouth. I ran my tongue around it and its sweet nuts, but the longer I sucked on it, the smaller it got!"
what am I?
A...a chocolate bar |
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Q...When I go down on you, you wont be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is you oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty"
What am I?
A...internet |
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