Clancy's Super-duper-fool-proof Personality Quiz 2000!
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- 1.
Which would you rather do?
- A.
Have my toenails ripped out with pliers.
- B.
Have my arm broken.
- C.
Be waterboarded.
- D.
Wash my face with hydrochloric acid.
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- 2.
Which is more ethical?
- A.
Stealing food from orphans to feed your dying mother.
- B.
Killing ten enemy combatants to stay alive.
- C.
Drinking all the beer in the house so your alcoholic little brother won't have anything to drink.
- D.
Buying a dog that looks identical to the one you just accidentally shot so your neighbor will never know.
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- 3.
Out of the following, who is the most evil?
- A.
Mother Teresa.
- B.
Princess Diana.
- C.
Ghandi.
- D.
Martin Luther King, jr.
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- 4.
Out of the following, who is the most talented?
- A.
O.J. Simpson
- B.
Jessica Simpson
- C.
Ashley Simpson
- D.
Bart Simpson
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- 5.
If you were President Obama, which Federal program would you do away with?
- A.
The military.
- B.
The post office.
- C.
The FDA.
- D.
Social Security.
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- 6.
Which of these is least important?
- A.
Starving children in Ethiopia.
- B.
Starving children in China.
- C.
Starving children in Mexico.
- D.
Starving children in Brazil.
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- 7.
You are stranded on a mountain with your family. Who do you eat first?
- A.
Mom
- B.
Dad
- C.
Your brother.
- D.
Your sister.
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