The Annoying Quiz
The quiz that you might want to throw in the microwave and blow torch once your finished. . . =D
- 1.
Moo?
- A.
Cow
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QUACK!
- C.
OMG! I HATE SPIDERS!
- D.
*stares at computer screen blankly* (what's for dinner tonight?)
- E.
What the hell? What's the question?
Correct Answer
A. CowExplanation
ER...it's not that hard to figure out =DRate this question:
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- 2.
Hi! My name is ___________.
Correct Answer
name, Ariann, Ari, OMGWTFBBQ! - 3.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- A.
Chicken
- B.
Egg
- C.
Both
- D.
...I like green eggs and ham...
- E.
That's an impossible question to answer -_-...
Correct Answer(s)
A. Chicken
B. EggExplanation
The chicken or the egg causality dilemma is commonly stated as "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Chickens hatch from eggs, but eggs are laid by chickens, making it difficult to say which originally gave rise to the other. To ancient philosophers, the question about the first chicken or egg also evoked the questions of how life and the universe in general began.[1]
Cultural references to the chicken and egg intend to point out the futility of identifying the first case of a circular cause and consequence. It could be considered that in this approach lies the most fundamental nature of the question. A literal answer is somewhat obvious (the eggs came first), as opposed to the logical fallacy of the metaphorical view, which sets a metaphysical ground on the dilemma. So, to understand its metaphorical meaning better, it could be reformulated as follows: "Which came first, X that can't come without Y, or Y that can't come without X?"
An equivalent situation arises in engineering and science known as circular reference, in which a parameter is required to calculate that parameter itself. Examples are Van der Waals equation and the famous Colebrook equation. Another example is calculation of thickness of roof of a tank or structure. To calculate the thickness requirement, we need to know the self weight of the roof, which is possible only by already knowing the thickness. This situation is solved by initially assuming the parameter and by repeated iterations converging towards finer values.Rate this question:
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- 4.
You decided that you wanted to tell a joke to 300 people who are at a party. You start with:Knock knock.The audience answers: Who's there?Your answer:
- A.
ME! (The party has arrived)
- B.
I don't get it...
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Banana
- D.
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You don't make sense... are you just making this up as you go along?
Correct Answer
D. -
- 5.
What kind of dog am I? =3
Correct Answer
bull shit!, bull dog and shih tzu mix, shih tzu and bull dog mix - 6.
How do you feel?
- A.
I'm ok. Thanks. =]
- B.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!
- C.
WHY THE HELL WOULD I TELL YOU B*TCH! (Omg...)
- D.
I'm really.. .depressed.... (*hugs*)
- E.
With my hands usually.
Correct Answer
E. With my hands usually. -
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What pets have I had?
- A.
A fish
- B.
A dog
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A bunny
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Both B and C
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All of the above
Correct Answer
E. All of the above -
- 8.
You're staying at a friends house, and you don't have anything with you. You ask for...
- A.
Tooth paste, I need it for my armpits.
- B.
Clothes...
- C.
Ok, seriously what's with all these questions? Are you like mentally retarded!? (;-; you don't have to be so mean...)
- D.
Nothing
- E.
VIDEO GAMES!
Correct Answer
D. NothingExplanation
If you really have good friends you won't have to ask for what you need.Rate this question:
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- 9.
Name one of the best people in the world.
Correct Answer
Alex, Regina, Ryan, Tyra Banks, Lauren - 10.
Is this quiz good?
- A.
Yes
- B.
HULL YAH! HULL FRICKEN YAH!
- C.
No...
- D.
Why do you do this to me? These questions really don't make sense!
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I like kitties (me too =3)
Correct Answer
B. HULL YAH! HULL FRICKEN YAH! -
- 11.
True or false: Humans can see every color in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
Correct Answer
FalseExplanation
There are many colors out there that aren't possible for humans to see...Rate this question:
- 12.
Is this quiz annoying?
- 13.
How's mom doing?
- A.
I...I don't have a mom... (I'm sorry...)
- B.
...How's my mom? What kind of questions is that? (It's a simple question.)
- C.
Mom is pretty good
- D.
Makin' chili
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She's sick right now. (Shouldn't you be making her feel better then?)
Correct Answer
D. Makin' chili -
- 14.
Are you a girl or a guy?
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Girl
- B.
Guy
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It
- D.
Does it matter? (yes)
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*cricket* (...)
Correct Answer
D. Does it matter? (yes) -
- 15.
Are you sure?
- A.
Ok that's it, I'm done with this quiz. (Wait! I was just joking! I promise the next question will be serious.)
- B.
Yes!
- C.
No...
- D.
Are you saying I look otherwise? (Hey! I ask the questions not you!)
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*cricket* (Are you there?)
Correct Answer
B. Yes! -
- 16.
Ready, this is a serious question...Do you want fries with that?
- A.
...
- B.
Yes
- C.
NO!
- D.
I'm not hungry D=
- E.
Do you want apple pie with that? (Yes, yes I would)
Correct Answer
E. Do you want apple pie with that? (Yes, yes I would) -
- 17.
What is the calculation for distance?
- A.
WHOA! A serious question? NO WAY!
- B.
Distance = the square root of delta x squared and delta y squared (o.o)
- C.
D = rt
- D.
*cricket* (Someone call 911)
- E.
HAI!
Correct Answer
B. Distance = the square root of delta x squared and delta y squared (o.o)Explanation
The Distance Formula is a variant of the Pythagorean Theorem that you used back in geometry.Rate this question:
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