You run into your basement and get the essentials. your shotgun, M16, a few grenades, and a chainsaw.
You don't panic, you simply bolt your door closed and make sure you have plenty of canned foods.
You run outside to make sure all of your friends are OK.
Pffffft, Zombies? they don't exist. the TV is lieing, that man outside my door asking for my brains is lieing. Theres no possible way this could ever happen... stupid
Comfort the friend, unfortunatly they are going to die eventually, you might as well make them feel OK.
Shoot that mother ****er in the face!
Friends? FRIENDS? you don't need friends! you don't need this band of refugees! you just need some good food and a safe place to be.
He's not becoming a Zombie!! they don't exsist, it's all a lie. stop lieing... stupid quiz.
You've got a few shotgun shells left. ninjas aren't faster than a bullet, especially if they don't have a brain!
You take deep self therapy sessions, this could all just be a dream and you need to wake up from it.
Re-enforce the doors! lock yourself in a vault with water supply and food! no frikkin Phsycic zombie ninja is gunna get through 30 inches of steel!!
You take into consideration that zombies aren't real, and they definatly couldn't have mind powers, so you walk out to meet this hooligans for a hand to hand battle to the death!
OMG spoons!! there is no possible way to stand up to this chaos. you willingly hand yourself in to the zombies. (sucker)
Luckily, you've taken bomb training, and you develope a master plan to attack these fire breathing, spoon eye firing, phsycic ninja zombie mutants.
Spoons? wtf? this is just stupid now. how bored was the author of this when he made it?
You stay put. you've already set traps all around your safehouse, nothing can get past. your auto turrets that fire missiles will protect you.