Who Are You?

8 Questions

Who Are You?

The Story of Smith is a strange one; one moment you are a nobody, the next. . . Well, let's just say things can get very silly indeed. Click 'Start Quiz' below.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you leak?
    • A. 

      I have been known to have a tendancy to do so

    • B. 

      It's happened once or twice, not that I am proud of it

    • C. 

      Depends on how excited I get

    • D. 

      I have never suffered from an unauthorized discharge

    • E. 

      I don't think I remember a day that I didn't

  • 2. 
    What is your idea of fun?
    • A. 

      That is a particularly difficult one to answer, as there is much that can be construed as being fun

    • B. 

      Why don't you come over here and show me your idea?

    • C. 

      Not having anything fall off, would be a good start

    • D. 

      Anything where I can annoy him

    • E. 

      I dunno, whatever he said

  • 3. 
    I say 'carrot', and you say ... ?
    • A. 

      What's a carrot?

    • B. 

      Bunnies

    • C. 

      What is the point of this, exactly?

    • D. 

      Carrot

    • E. 

      I have leaked

  • 4. 
    What time is it?
    • A. 

      No clue, that bit has never worked

    • B. 

      Time? I gots the place!

    • C. 

      I don't even know what day it is anymore

    • D. 

      I have no idea, and neither do I care

    • E. 

      Time to stop this ridiculous nonsence

  • 5. 
    You are surrounded on all sides by a baying mob - what do you do?
    • A. 

      Ugh! Again?

    • B. 

      Nothing, which is probably the reason why I am surrounded by a mob in the first place

    • C. 

      And what pray tell do you expect me to do?

    • D. 

      What are you asking me for? I didn't start it!

    • E. 

      Are you sure they are only baying? Cause that one over there looks kinda ...

  • 6. 
    What has always been your life-long dream?
    • A. 

      I had a rude thought this morning, if that counts?

    • B. 

      That I was something/someone else

    • C. 

      To be on a box of cereal

    • D. 

      Well, it probably involves a large pointy stick, him and ten minutes

    • E. 

      Metaphysically or being subconsciously aware?

  • 7. 
    Ever wondered what's out there?
    • A. 

      Is it BIG?

    • B. 

      I already know

    • C. 

      I often wonder what's going on in here

    • D. 

      Me

    • E. 

      Big mistake!

  • 8. 
    Nexus-crossing on a bilateral trajectory, using multi-quadphase variants, enables what?
    • A. 

      Umm ... good times?

    • B. 

      Nothing, it needs to be trilateral

    • C. 

      All I heard then was, blah, blah, blah

    • D. 

      Aw! It's fallen off, I needed that! Sorry, what was the question?

    • E. 

      Sounds kinky, I'm listening ...