Who Are You Today?

6 Questions | Total Attempts: 85

Who Are You Today?

Let's find where you began your unearthly descent into this hellscape we call home. Do you really think you're human?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How often do you think about your impending doom?
    • A. 

      So often, my god. I lay awake every night looking at the ceiling and hoping for a swift death beneath my covers.

    • B. 

      Not much, but now that you mention it...

    • C. 

      Death is irrelevant when our very existence is arguably not real

    • D. 

      I'm too busy with school/my job to pay attention to "my impending doom", you insolent fool

  • 2. 
    How do you feel right now? 
    • A. 

      I feel like a denatured protein folding in on itself, until I become nothing

    • B. 

      Feelin' pretty ok, what about you?

    • C. 

      Like I could devour 10,000 suns and my hunger still would not be sated

    • D. 

      I just drank 3 cups of coffee and I can't really tell what you just asked me, come again?

  • 3. 
    You're one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, you have to admit it. I can see it. Which one are you?
    • A. 

      Death

    • B. 

      Famine

    • C. 

      War

    • D. 

      Pestilence

  • 4. 
    Out of these, what would your ideal career be?
    • A. 

      A sorcerer who sits in the woods and turns those who litter into kindhearted bees

    • B. 

      An unattainable, powerful god who scorns the advances of mankind and lesser gods

    • C. 

      Idk man I'm pretty good with being in art school

    • D. 

      There is no greater career than that of having none, because in the end these paths of life all lead to the same shared point of unreality

  • 5. 
    What's on your mind right now?
    • A. 

      Thanks to you, my inevitable death

    • B. 

      I'm hungry

    • C. 

      I wish I could replace every bone in my body with a knife, haha

    • D. 

      I'm 84993939499292195758 years old and I still don't have my damn driver's license

  • 6. 
    When you blink, when you stop in an overflowing crowd and close your eyes, what do you see? Do you see someone you love? Stuff you've been daydreaming about? What about something bigger than that. Can you see as far as I do? Do you see it? It's right there. Tell me what you see.
    • A. 

      I see all, I know all, I am all.

    • B. 

      I see space, I see time. Everyone looks so small from up here, with the stars.

    • C. 

      What are you talking about...?

    • D. 

      I think I see it...