Red, Orange, and/or Black
Maroon and/or Emerald Green
Blue and/or Yellow
Anything bright, and neon and/or green
Promise that you'll kick her ex boyfriend's ass tomorrow at school, then make sure she's nearby to watch the scene.
Make her laugh or maybe take her to a bookstore to find some awesome books that she can read to keep her mind of her ex.
Try and distract her from the problem, or maybe tell her about your own experience similar to hers. Or explain how retarded boys really are
Make sure to hide all the junk food from her so she doesn't feel the need to stuff her face, and then maybe take her out to Starbucks or the zoo, or even stay at home and watch a movie with her and cook her favorite meal.
Everything but lunch
Hang out at the music store and try and score a date with the hot scene boy who works behind the counter, and even buy a few cds, too.
A nice trip to New York with the city lights blaring and the sound of traffic outside your hotel window. Then maybe go shopping and have the amazing pizza they have there.
A monster truck rally complete with awesome seats, some drinks, and food. And maybe even a seat by a hot guy.
The beach, where you swim, look at the pretty fishes, and try and work on your tan.
Poilitely ask them to try and make up, or to at least not fight around you. If you have to, you'll try and find the root of the problem and help them get over their anger at each other, while trying not to take sides.
Remind them of the memories they shared, hoping it'll make them realize how much they really need each other. If that doesn't work, run and hide until they finally make up.
Tell them to put their 'fucking big girl panties' on and make up before you get really angry.
Ignore the two completely until they stop. Or at least try and hear both side of their story and see if there's a way to resolve the situation. Depends on your mood.
Flirt, what else?
Play hard to get.
Make casual talk and try to get to know him better. Maybe offer to help him around school or ask if he wants to hang out sometime.
Be shy at first, but end up flirting tons when you realize he sits next to you in 3rd period.
Punch her in her ugly face. No one says stuff like THAT to MY face!
Walk away and flip her off, then tell your friends. They'll stick up for you, you know it.
Ignore her and walk away.
Smile evilly at her and tell her that she's the one who looks like a whore.