Go to bed early and get some good sleep.
Listen to Mozart.
Eat a hearty meal.
Talk to your parents so they can offer you some encouragement.
Go for a run.
Offer to guide them to the destination.
Take them to the nearest eatery and ask one of the workers there while you also grab some food.
Explain to them the directions using gestures and landmarks.
Get a map and point out the directions to them.
Tell them you don't know but will find someone who does.
Try to understand what their dispute is and propose a solution.
Tell them to stop and apologize to each other. Also teach them about love and respect for fellow human beings.
Show them how real people fight and if they want to learn to do it properly, they should start joining a club.
Offer to buy them some McDonalds only if they stop fighting.
Just watch and see what happens. If it gets out of hand, intervene, otherwise just move on.
You check what goodies dropped out of her bags and ask if you can try one after helping her up.
You follow the adage, 'When in Rome do, do what the Romans do' ignore her, and move on.
You offer to help her up and carry her shopping for her until she reaches her destination.
You hail a taxi and ask them to drive the lady to her house. You also give the lady some money for the trip.
You offer to help her up and check if she's hurt. You help her with her shopping and ask her for any of her nearby family members' phone numbers so you can call one of them to pick her up.
Start building a hut and a fire.
Start hunting for food.
Survey the island.
Go for a swim to cool off.
Pick up the nearest coconut, carve a face on it using shells, and call him 'Bob.' Say to Bob, "It's only you and me now Bob."
You tuck in eagerly at this rare opportunity.
You eat it because you want to feel like part of the tribe.
You try a little bit because you don't want to offend your hosts.
You came here for the adventure so try it even though you don't really want to. When they have their backs turned, you put a finger down your throat and vomit it back up.
You decline on on the grounds that it may transmit disease like the Ebola virus.
You point to a faraway spot, yell, "Hey look cops!" and then run away as fast as you can when they are distracted.
You will reason with them and tell them that as a group they should probably work together and rob a bank or a more profitable target as you won't have that much to offer them.
You tell them that you have enough money to shout them all for a meal at a nice restaurant. In return, they hopefully won't attack you.
You will appeal to their emotions and convince them that they have mothers and fathers too, possibly even siblings and children. How would they feel if the same thing happened to them?
You stand up and look defiantly at them. You also get into a martial arts-type pose and get ready to take them all on! You are fearless!
"So what are you ordering? Oh is that right? Well today is hug-a-person day and since you talked to me I get to hug you!"
"I noticed that you've got a cool pair of Raybandz. Where did you get them from?"
"Looks like someone's been working out! Are you an athlete?"
"Did you know that over 50% of human beings meet their partners at work? About 10% meet them in bars and pubs and the rest meet them in other social settings like a cafe. I am testing out this last theory. (wink wink)"
"I would recommend one of their blueberry muffins. They are to die for! Say what was your name again?
You love travelling and extreme sports. You are a member of the local tramping club and love going for the occasional run. You thrive on adrenaline and physical activity.
You say that it's probably time for a bite to eat and then ask him or her to choose something from the menu. Being a foodie, you make some recommendations and also suggest some fine wines.
You tell them you love spending quiet evenings with a nice book. You are also interested in history and philosophy and love learning about new things and ways of thinking.
You love photography and psychology. You also like movies and art. You say you are a dreamer at heart.
You enjoy romantic walks along the beach, watching a good movie, and generally spending time with people you love. You also like animals and the environment and are a member of the local surf-lifesaving club.
You sniff it because friendships are the most important thing and you don't want to lose this one.
You say you have given up drugs and won't try it ever since you became spiritual.
You say drugs are bad for you and explain to him the features of psychological and physical addiction.
You don't accept it because you don't believe in artificial highs and only believe in natural highs.
You offer him a bong instead and say that afterwards we can go for a big feed at KFC.