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Leave her on the couch with a garbage can next to her
Help her get to the bathroom, make her drink water, and take care of her
Nothing because you're too intoxigatto to take care of her either
I'm ready to die. Take me home, Papa.
HELLO HOE? EAT SOME DELICIOUS SNACKS
Fuck n****s. Eat booty.
I feel like you can't just ask somebody why they're bald
That good ole puff puff
That good ole drinky drink
I say that I won't.... but it ends up happening anyways, no matter how hard I try
I catch them FAST. Like, catching a cold in the winter, fast
Get that bread, get that head, then leave
It's not allowed to happen because I don't want to be vulnerable
Stealing their phone and not telling them where it is
I would just comfort my friend and hope the worst for the perpetrator
Steal their first born
Cuss them the hell out and make them regret everything
Keep drinking. Live in the moment and deal with the hangover in the morning.
Drink water. Now and for the rest of the night.
Smoke a little bit too. Get cross-faded.
Ride the buzz out the rest of the night!!!
Talk him up and give him a self-esteem boost
Playfully make fun of him or say something like "shut up, you bitch"
Brag about your majestic bed skills
Make them genuinely laugh and simply tell them they're cute
Little hottie... ok I see you!!!!!!
*fire emoji* *heart eyes emoji* *drool emoji*
This picture slapped me across the face and told me "THIS IS BEAUTY THIS IS GRACE"
Yesssssss booooooooo woooorrrkkkkk