Which One Of Our Friends Are You, Huh?

11 Questions

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Which One Of Our Friends Are You, Huh??

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    It's 10:30... what do you do?
    • A. 

      It's crunch time! Everyone to the dining hall, NOW!

    • B. 

      Whip up a jazz cigarette and listen to Fleetwood Mac.

    • C. 

      I wonder if Aminta's still in the shower?

    • D. 

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??

    • E. 

      Naked run college is crazy

  • 2. 
    Ok, fine, I guess we can go to the d-hall. But what's on your plate, yo?
    • A. 

      Ummmm maybe a hot dog, i dunno.

    • B. 

      Everything

    • C. 

      Soup & cynicism

    • D. 

      What's on my plate? Don't get me started!!! xDDD

    • E. 

      Burrit o

  • 3. 
    Step by Vampire Weekend is on???? What do you do????
    • A. 

      Try to sing along, but fail up until he says "Oakland"

    • B. 

      Turn up the bass on my Linkin Park

    • C. 

      !!!!!!! ????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

    • D. 

      Think, "This song's pretty good."

    • E. 

      Analyze the lyrics on RapGenius

  • 4. 
    How do you knock on the door?
    • A. 

      Can't be predicted; can't be tamed

    • B. 

      I always remember my keys.... now.

    • C. 

      Shake the door handle, duh. What, I'm not an RA!

    • D. 

      You know what they say, "A good knock makes a good man." - Myself

    • E. 

      Well

  • 5. 
    You see your boyfriend at the club with his ex. WTF??? What do you DO?
    • A. 

      Start dancing with some hot singles. Ya, I have a Tinder?

    • B. 

      Whip out my sax -- win him back.

    • C. 

      Let him know I'm hurt with a well-structured sonnet

    • D. 

      Drink until it feels like you did the right thing

    • E. 

      Forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest ;)

  • 6. 
    What does the Wi also do?
    • A. 

      Andersrulez

    • B. 

      Fizes, I guess

    • C. 

      I mean, what, FIzes? Like Hemingway? Is that supposed to be pun?

    • D. 

      FIZES!! Don't you get it?????

    • E. 

      I've been thinking about this for a while now, and you know what I really think? Just, it's something I've really thought for a while, and most people don't know, but did you know that social security is a socialist program?

  • 7. 
    Pick your favorite vegetable
    • A. 

      Anything picked from the garden of justice

    • B. 

      Olives

    • C. 

      Fuck olives

    • D. 

      Hot sauce

    • E. 

      Fletcher

  • 8. 
    • A. 

      That's a sweet pic.

    • B. 

      FUCK

    • C. 

      It really wouldn't be the same picture without those red flowers in the corner

    • D. 

      I really just, um, believe that the Spanish are a lower people. But I'm not racist. They're white too!

    • E. 

      I could eat bratwurst to this

  • 9. 
    What time do you go to bed?
    • A. 

      9 on a weekday, 12 on a drinkday ;)

    • B. 

      Uhhh depends if I'm going to math or not. Probably not.

    • C. 

      When does the sun rise?

    • D. 

      What?

    • E. 

      9/10

  • 10. 
    How does chess make you feel?
    • A. 

      Like a wizard. Praise it.

    • B. 

      Aren't we all just pieces on the board of life? Ya know?

    • C. 

      Like I'm making my brother proud

    • D. 

      Like I'm drinking a latte with Hemingway, sailing the Mediterranean

    • E. 

      Smart, when I win. I'm kind of a smart guy. Hurt, when I lose. I'm a sensitive. I'm kind of a feminist.

  • 11. 
    You've made it to the last question!! How will you say goodbye?
    • A. 

      Hey, thanks!

    • B. 

      In a while, crocodile!

    • C. 

      Like a politically correct white male. Happy Hanukah!

    • D. 

      See ya later, alligator.

    • E. 

      Au revoir (????)