It's crunch time! Everyone to the dining hall, NOW!
Whip up a jazz cigarette and listen to Fleetwood Mac.
I wonder if Aminta's still in the shower?
Naked run college is crazy
Ummmm maybe a hot dog, i dunno.
Soup & cynicism
What's on my plate? Don't get me started!!! xDDD
Try to sing along, but fail up until he says "Oakland"
Turn up the bass on my Linkin Park
!!!!!!! ????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Think, "This song's pretty good."
Analyze the lyrics on RapGenius
Can't be predicted; can't be tamed
I always remember my keys.... now.
Shake the door handle, duh. What, I'm not an RA!
You know what they say, "A good knock makes a good man." - Myself
Start dancing with some hot singles. Ya, I have a Tinder?
Whip out my sax -- win him back.
Let him know I'm hurt with a well-structured sonnet
Drink until it feels like you did the right thing
Forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest ;)
Fizes, I guess
I mean, what, FIzes? Like Hemingway? Is that supposed to be pun?
FIZES!! Don't you get it?????
I've been thinking about this for a while now, and you know what I really think? Just, it's something I've really thought for a while, and most people don't know, but did you know that social security is a socialist program?
Anything picked from the garden of justice
That's a sweet pic.
It really wouldn't be the same picture without those red flowers in the corner
I really just, um, believe that the Spanish are a lower people. But I'm not racist. They're white too!
I could eat bratwurst to this
9 on a weekday, 12 on a drinkday ;)
Uhhh depends if I'm going to math or not. Probably not.
When does the sun rise?
Like a wizard. Praise it.
Aren't we all just pieces on the board of life? Ya know?
Like I'm making my brother proud
Like I'm drinking a latte with Hemingway, sailing the Mediterranean
Smart, when I win. I'm kind of a smart guy. Hurt, when I lose. I'm a sensitive. I'm kind of a feminist.
In a while, crocodile!
Like a politically correct white male. Happy Hanukah!
See ya later, alligator.
Au revoir (????)