Which Of My Cats Are You?

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Which Of My Cats Are You?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What is your natural state?
    • A. 

      Cool

    • B. 

      Tense

    • C. 

      Dumb

    • D. 

      Terrified

  • 2. 
    What is your favourite activity?
    • A. 

      Scratching

    • B. 

      Eating

    • C. 

      Talking

    • D. 

      Attempting to spray (even though you are incapable of spraying)?

  • 3. 
    There's a party going on - where are you?
    • A. 

      In the heart of the action

    • B. 

      Strutting my stuff

    • C. 

      Hiding under the bed

    • D. 

      In a dark corner, scratching

  • 4. 
    How do you feel about food?
    • A. 

      OMG it's the best

    • B. 

      It's okay - I'll probably eat a little and leave the rest

    • C. 

      I eat as though every meal was my last

    • D. 

      I prefer talking about food to eating it

  • 5. 
    If you weren't a cat you would be a...
    • A. 

      Tortoise

    • B. 

      Rabbit

    • C. 

      Dog

    • D. 

      Squirrel monkey

  • 6. 
    Someone tries to give you a present - how do you react?
    • A. 

      Of course. Everyone loves me, why wouldn't they buy me a present?

    • B. 

      It's a trap. This person is trying to lull me into a false sense of security before harming me

    • C. 

      I love a gifty

    • D. 

      I'll be running away now

  • 7. 
    Where do you prefer to sleep?
    • A. 

      In the middle of the bed

    • B. 

      In a sunbeam

    • C. 

      In the wardrobe

    • D. 

      In the smallest and most heavily camouflaged space I can find

  • 8. 
    A new piece of furniture arrives in your front room - what do you do?
    • A. 

      I investigate

    • B. 

      I am cautious, but still a little curious

    • C. 

      It could be a trap - I'll watch how this plays out from a safe distance

    • D. 

      I try to spray it

  • 9. 
    How do you feel about loud noises?
    • A. 

      Loud noises are the worst! I'm out of here

    • B. 

      Meh, I guess I don't like them, but I can cope

  • 10. 
    A stranger wants to be your friend. How easy will they find this?
    • A. 

      I give my love freely to anyone - I'm a total feline floozy

    • B. 

      You have to work for my love, but it's very rewarding once you have it

  • 11. 
    How are you most likely to react when you're being affectionate?
    • A. 

      I pad and make a pleasing noise

    • B. 

      I dribble on myself

  • 12. 
    What is your overall take on life?
    • A. 

      Life is a wild ride, but I take it all in my stride

    • B. 

      Life is a series of potential traps and terrors. I just can't even handle it right now

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