Which Member Of The Hive Are You?

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Which Member Of The Hive Are You?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You're on twitter tryna find some DOPE pics of Jared. However, upon scrolling ur feed, you see some motherfucker you really can't stand and suddenly have the urge to throw your phone across the room. Who's on your feed?
    • A. 

      Joe Taylor

    • B. 

      Brennan, Kebab, or anyone else who is like, 25% attractive

    • C. 

      Nhoj

  • 2. 
    Who is your sworn mortal enemy?
    • A. 

      Everything and anything I see today... besides Jared

    • B. 

      Pat Kirch, I will fight him to the death, and then wave the miraculous flag of Pepe above his dead body

    • C. 

      Honestly it depends on the day but I am constantly bubbling at about 10% murder levels toward Nhoj

  • 3. 
    Are you the worst member of The Hive?
    • A. 

      No, I am not the worst member.

    • B. 

      No, but I'm pretty problematic.

    • C. 

      :)

  • 4. 
    Congrats - you've made it through yet another TM show (barely). Who are you talking to afterwards, and what are you doing?
    • A. 

      JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED!

    • B. 

      JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED!

    • C. 

      JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED! JARED!

  • 5. 
    You're hanging out with your hive. What are you tryna order for dinner?
    • A. 

      Buffalo chicken pizza

    • B. 

      Anything that involves tacos

    • C. 

      I am a vacuum and I inhale everything around me

  • 6. 
    What is your aesthetic?
    • A. 

      My closet is overflowing with flowy shorts and flowy shirts and vintage The Maine shirts and stunna shades

    • B. 

      Some people call me CrocMaster but I prefer to be called Croc Overlord

    • C. 

      I own 12 shirts and they're all gray

  • 7. 
    WHAT IS YOUR HOOD JAM? WHAT GETS YOU AMPED TO BE AWAKE IN THE MORNING, IN A WORLD WHERE MISERY AND DREAD AND THE MAINE EXIST? 
    • A. 

      Same Suit... thank you not only god but also jesus for this song

    • B. 

      Ice Cave, but also the title track, and also any other aggressive song 8123 has put out

    • C. 

      RIGHT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 8. 
    Who is your favorite member of 1D?
    • A. 

      Neil Horns

    • B. 

      HARRY!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY BEAutIFUL SON!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO PERFECT AND LOVELY I LOVE HARRY

    • C. 

      None of them, where is Zayn

  • 9. 
    Hive is playing Mario Kart. Who do you choose?
    • A. 

      Yoshi :) I love my tiny son who makes the noises

    • B. 

      WARIO!!!!!!! I LOVE DESTRUCTION

    • C. 

      Baby Peach and I want everyone to relax

  • 10. 
    Who is your favorite member of The Maine?
    • A. 

      JARED MONACO!!!! O HM Y GOD HAVE I TALKED ABOUT HOW COOL HE IS LATELY? HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW INCREDIBLE MY SON IS? FUCK. I LOVE JARED.

    • B. 

      NOT Pat Kirch, tf? what kind of question is this? bye

    • C. 

      Nhoj :/ throw me in the garbage