Go out every night, get taxi's everywhere even to bottom of the garden, and eat junk food. Ahhhhh!
Fly to China for a laugh, via Amsterdam probably and end up in a cave talking to Osama Bin Laden
Pack in my job and then go traveling til i run out of money then work. If i have to. Til i can do it all again.
Buy some Tiffany lamps, a fur coat and sponsor an african child.
Get a boob job
Buy some ridiculous, useless crap for everyone
Just shrug and drink guinness til you can't stand up.
Send a text to everyone rubbing it it then make a hot chocolate and turn on corrie
Don't tell anyone. It's a secret. They'd only try to sponge some off me anyway
Some club that sells cheap alcohol.
The U.K. Handlebar Club
Chimney Corner Football Club
You wouldn't just be in a club. You'd be the leader!
Fine Diners Club
I haven't got time in my crazy schedule for clubs!
No club would have me!!
Home made veg soup
Aye I had some of that soup too, cept i blooming made the stuff
Prob just toast
McDonalds or KFC or something else i don't have to make myself.
Some uncooked sausage rolls, whats the worse that could happen?
What ever I could find a good deal on in reduced section at Tesco
Some weight watchers stuff that tastes like cardboard.
Def not fast food Not allowed that!! Something good and wholesome!
A cat and a dog. Who live together peacefully. Like nice peace-loving animals
Does the thing thats growing in the pint glass I was sick into about 3 months ago that sits on my bedside table count?
Are you joking? My place is like the amazon. I'm not the only slimey lizard that lives here you know!
Few stray cats, wouldn't waste my money on pets, if they wanna be my animal they can come to me!
Aye I've had a few, which I humorously name after various childrens entertainers from my youth.
No i dont...no wait....yes i do!Forgot all about the little bugger.... I've a.......oh woops, i mean i had a..
I like to treat other humans as pets
I'm sure I could find something in my beard
Start with some sort of activity, perhaps watch sport, play pool, cards, cinema? While drinking ofcourse. Then more drinking. Followed by dancing. And more drinking. I like to bind my hobbies together with drink.
Probably starts of with Jager. Then get out of bed and get dressed. Then more Jager. Go out nd have more Jager. Dance. More Jager. Steal something. Jager. Run away.
Cheap drink in house, quick shot, then to town to perve and drink as much tequila and possible
Down to cheapest pub for guinness, whiskey
Few glasses of wine, nice wine mind, none this 3 for tenner stuff...
Get moderately drunk, gees all the Magill don't have to be pissheads you know.
Anywhere with music i like please, sholdnt be hard