A yearning for knowledge of the human mind
Some jerk ticked me off. Then another. All people are jerks. Revenge.
Because all people are lesser than me, of course, and therefore are inclined to do MY bidding.
I like fighting, what can I say? people are so fun to push around, they're so dumb...
Some day.. everything will be MINE.
When people don't give me what I want.
When people don't do what I say.
When people don't react to me/ignore me.
Mad? Why would I be mad? I villain because it's fun!
When I look weak.
In a high-tech lab, equipped with secure cells to keep locked away prisoners.
In a cave in the woods, no one would suspect...
Secret lair? Why would I hide?
In the very pits of Hell itself.
In some kind of abandoned building. Urban, but not mainstream, with LOTS of servants.
Kill it. Put it out of it's misery, right?
Keep it till it bites you, then throw it back to the street.
Keep it, teach it how to kill, use it and upgrade it with new tricks and secret uses.
Keep it, love it, coddle it. Dogs are the most amazing creatures ever, loyal, and useful.
Take over it's mind and use it as a decoy to do evil when no one would expect it... from a dog's body...
Burn the house down. They now regret kicking you out -_-
No worries. I'll go crash somewhere else, the house was boring anyways.
KICK ME OUT!!!?? NO ONE kicks me out!! *go on rampage*
Manipulate your way back inside
Make their lives miserable, without them even knowing it. Perhaps let loose spiders, or steal every piece of silverware and replace it with snakes.
Easy, you can fix it. A few wires.... a couple buttons... and it's back!
Slap it a few times. That fixes all technology, right? A few good smacks on the side oughtta do it...
I hate computers. I don't need it anyways.
Force a minion to fix it for you.
Manipulation. Make them believe they HAVE to tell you, maybe say you'll let them go, but of course you don't.
Bring their worst, darkest fear into the room. As they beg you to keep it away, they'll eventually do anything to stop it from happening, like give you all the answers you want.
I go with the 'good cop bad cop' routine. A few nice tones, maybe a compliment, then it's down to business. A smack or two, then a soothing word. Confuse em!
Easy, right? Anyone will talk if you hit 'em hard enough.
Let them know that they will not leave till you have the answers. Their LIFE depends on it. They can't win.
By killing them.
Manipulate them back into loving you, then dump THEM. In the end, you win! Ha!
Whatever, of course you can just get another bf/gf. A hotter one! People are expendable.
Mourn the loss, then break all the things in their house.
Document your feelings, then.... then release an entire tank of spiders into their bed!