Which Kind Of Hero Club Member Are You?

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Which Kind Of Hero Club Member Are You?

Are you the kinda person who does it for your stomach or your country? Lol I don't know, either. Find out with this cool and interactive quiz. All things must pass.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You walk into a bar, and see two muscular men about to knock each other's teeth out. What do you do? Huh?
    • A. 

      Ask them if they want to go out to dinner with you. You're hungry for both food and the resolution of conflict.

    • B. 

      You beat them both up, and scold them for not being able to handle the prowess of a true combat genius.

    • C. 

      Ask them what their elected officials would think of their current behavior.

    • D. 

      Invite them to a group counseling session. You're certain that with the right amount of help, those frowns could disappear and become happy smiles.

    • E. 

      Cry. You just cry.

  • 2. 
    It's the end of the day. You're ready to relax. Or not. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Overdose

    • B. 

      Sit

    • C. 

      Eat

    • D. 

      Sing

    • E. 

      Cook

  • 3. 
    Oh dear, an intruder has just broken into your household. Being the master of self-defense that you are, the logical action would clearly be to:
    • A. 

      Tie them up. This may not be the wild west, but it certainly ain't your first rodeo, either.

    • B. 

      Shoot them. Simple. Sweet. Dead.

    • C. 

      Punch their noggin. You might knock some sense into it.

    • D. 

      Simultaneously chop those hands off. Punishment for thievery or the attempt thereof is a given.

    • E. 

      Decapitation. Can't steal without a head.

  • 4. 
    What is your biggest secret...ever?
    • A. 

      You wish you had the compassion to tell a loved one that they suck at what they do.

    • B. 

      You've tried all the self-harm. All of it.

    • C. 

      You find peace in the substances. Some are legal.

    • D. 

      You write on calendars without permission.

    • E. 

      You want fame. All of the fame.

  • 5. 
    It's karaoke time. Pick your poison.
    • A. 

      Sing? As if.

    • B. 

      Will there be food?

    • C. 

      It can't be something too difficult.

    • D. 

      It must accurately convey the pride I have for this great, great area in which we reside.

    • E. 

      A song that takes true talent to perform.