Decide that shes not really THAT hot and go away
Your heartbeat begins to race as you imagine your whole life together and your family and shit
Use Illusion magic to seduce her and fuck the shit out of her
Run away crying because her eyes remind you of a girl you once loved.
Appear next to him thanks to your amazing immortal speed, and rescue his ass.
Grab a camera and start rolling to get some nice footage for your next new movie
Slice the mans head off and watch it fall down the building into the screaming crowd and laugh
Not even notice cus your so busy listening to relaxing music and tickling yourself
Enjoy it for a little while, then regret not having written it down
Kill some mortals because they are weak and deserve to die
Cry because it reminds you of a girl you used to love
Fucking almost kill yourself finding a pen and you write it with blood because the pen has no ink but you must have that shit cus fuck.. i mean.. how else are you going to fucking tickle yourself!?!??!
Try as hard as you can and figure out strategy after strategy on how to destroy her and you dont stop talking and talking until alex rips his ears off and does shit his way
Fight as part of the team while lauging and making jokes the entire time
Try very hard to destroy her but only unleash your true power when she decides to take hostage a beautiful danzel in distress
Not really get that pissed off when she hits you hard as fuck and you go flying through a bunch of buildings, you just say "FUUCK" and get on with your life, all the while thinking of how cool the takes would be if you had a camera.
Say, "Dammit" and hand over the remote
Pass the remote calmly and prepare the next match you have for god mode.
Decide that you want to play again and ask the next player to please let him try again
Go on a killing spree
Who cares? the show sucked!
In africa murdering black helpless starving bloated aids infested children
You dont really like that song.. let alone know how the song goes..
Finding a cure for cancer
Yea, but only for a simply life.. of simple pleasures, with music and your fingers alongside you, nothing can go wrong
Yes, but only if your going to live a fine life with morals and a wife with huge boobs and beautiful children that love you.
No, kill yourself.. everything you ever know will reject you or die.. so get it over with you worthless scum bag of earth, pathetic corruption of nature!
Everything is one big movie that ends in tragedy
Play along a little then laugh and push the fuck out of him away
Get into the same old fucking defensive position and run away, more so if its Danny doing the gay shit
Play along, oh yea aellllllalalllellelallllll
Blow a kiss at him
Laugh maniacally on the floor for about 2 hours straight and never forget
Wonder why people like watching alex fail
Wonder why people like watching you fail
Laugh along with Danny but not as hard as him, altho his laughing makes you laugh more
Your unexpectedness and random attack patterns, your amazing evasion tactics, and your ability to vanish and become undetectable as soon as your enemy blinks
The good inside you helps you win almost every time. your uncanny ability to study and learn your opponents attack patterns in a matter of seconds. while having just woken up and still have one eye closed
Your optimism and cool fighting pose that looks with your hands in your pockets and total stoic face. 0 face muscle movement that annoys the shit out of everyone. yet able to respond to attacks as fast as someone on guard. your ability to overpower your enemys in strength.
Your ability to erase emotion and turn into a cold killing unflinching machine. your lack of hesitation when faced with difficult moral decisions.