Which Immortal Are You?

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 309

Which Immortal Are You? - Quiz

Which makes sense if you squint your eyes until they break and you go to the hospital and run arond bleeding on people yelling out. . . AIDS! and ppl scream and die. :D


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    A beautiful girl walks into view and her awesome boobs are bouncing up and down and they look freshly greased,, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?!!
    • A. 

      Decide that shes not really THAT hot and go away

    • B. 

      Your heartbeat begins to race as you imagine your whole life together and your family and shit

    • C. 

      Use Illusion magic to seduce her and fuck the shit out of her

    • D. 

      Run away crying because her eyes remind you of a girl you once loved.

  • 2. 
    A man is standing in a building about to jump crying and screaming that he cant stand it any more.. you..
    • A. 

      Appear next to him thanks to your amazing immortal speed, and rescue his ass.

    • B. 

      Grab a camera and start rolling to get some nice footage for your next new movie

    • C. 

      Slice the mans head off and watch it fall down the building into the screaming crowd and laugh

    • D. 

      Not even notice cus your so busy listening to relaxing music and tickling yourself

  • 3. 
    You hear a song that is fucking amazing on the radio.. what do you do
    • A. 

      Enjoy it for a little while, then regret not having written it down

    • B. 

      Kill some mortals because they are weak and deserve to die

    • C. 

      Cry because it reminds you of a girl you used to love

    • D. 

      Fucking almost kill yourself finding a pen and you write it with blood because the pen has no ink but you must have that shit cus fuck.. i mean.. how else are you going to fucking tickle yourself!?!??!

  • 4. 
    A giant fucking Demon is attacking the earth and stealing souls, what do you do to stop her
    • A. 

      Try as hard as you can and figure out strategy after strategy on how to destroy her and you dont stop talking and talking until alex rips his ears off and does shit his way

    • B. 

      Fight as part of the team while lauging and making jokes the entire time

    • C. 

      Try very hard to destroy her but only unleash your true power when she decides to take hostage a beautiful danzel in distress

    • D. 

      Not really get that pissed off when she hits you hard as fuck and you go flying through a bunch of buildings, you just say "FUUCK" and get on with your life, all the while thinking of how cool the takes would be if you had a camera.

  • 5. 
    You just lost in a video game, what do you do
    • A. 

      Say, "Dammit" and hand over the remote

    • B. 

      Pass the remote calmly and prepare the next match you have for god mode.

    • C. 

      Decide that you want to play again and ask the next player to please let him try again

    • D. 

      Go on a killing spree

  • 6. 
    Where in the world is carmen sandiego?
    • A. 

      Who cares? the show sucked!

    • B. 

      In africa murdering black helpless starving bloated aids infested children

    • C. 

      You dont really like that song.. let alone know how the song goes..

    • D. 

      Finding a cure for cancer

  • 7. 
    If your a mortal, is it worth living?
    • A. 

      Yea, but only for a simply life.. of simple pleasures, with music and your fingers alongside you, nothing can go wrong

    • B. 

      Yes, but only if your going to live a fine life with morals and a wife with huge boobs and beautiful children that love you.

    • C. 

      No, kill yourself.. everything you ever know will reject you or die.. so get it over with you worthless scum bag of earth, pathetic corruption of nature!

    • D. 

      Everything is one big movie that ends in tragedy

  • 8. 
    One of the other 3 immortals attempts somehting gay on you, what do you do
    • A. 

      Play along a little then laugh and push the fuck out of him away

    • B. 

      Get into the same old fucking defensive position and run away, more so if its Danny doing the gay shit

    • C. 

      Play along, oh yea aellllllalalllellelallllll

    • D. 

      Blow a kiss at him

  • 9. 
    If alex fails at something hes doing you..
    • A. 

      Laugh maniacally on the floor for about 2 hours straight and never forget

    • B. 

      Wonder why people like watching alex fail

    • C. 

      Wonder why people like watching you fail

    • D. 

      Laugh along with Danny but not as hard as him, altho his laughing makes you laugh more

  • 10. 
    What sets you apart from everyone else, power wise?
    • A. 

      Your unexpectedness and random attack patterns, your amazing evasion tactics, and your ability to vanish and become undetectable as soon as your enemy blinks

    • B. 

      The good inside you helps you win almost every time. your uncanny ability to study and learn your opponents attack patterns in a matter of seconds. while having just woken up and still have one eye closed

    • C. 

      Your optimism and cool fighting pose that looks with your hands in your pockets and total stoic face. 0 face muscle movement that annoys the shit out of everyone. yet able to respond to attacks as fast as someone on guard. your ability to overpower your enemys in strength.

    • D. 

      Your ability to erase emotion and turn into a cold killing unflinching machine. your lack of hesitation when faced with difficult moral decisions.

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