Nothing. it's just not worth it.
Tackle them, there and then.
Think up a fancy way to get them back, complete with filibuster fireworks.
Just stand there. i didn't put my name in, but so what, i'll tough it out.
Explain that you didn't put your name in. duh.
Do it! yay, i'm a school champion.
Twirl your hair and bite your tongue. you're going to die.
I'd just love to be a metamorphmagus. that would be SO cool.
A parselmouth. how awesome would it be to talk to snakes?!
Animagus. that would be brilliant!
Be able to be completely invisible, not just disillusioned.
Explain that you didn't mean to light their robes on fire and do their homework for the day.
Nothing. it was their idea to duel. i don't care what they say, it wasn't my fault.
Offer to do a favor for them.
Tough it out and apologize.
Send a weasleys' wildfire whiz-bang soaring at him.
Take a swipe at him.
Ignore him and walk away, and ask your friend what charm would clean it up.
Say "wait till my father hears about this!"
"it was that pudding-bowl head guy in back of me! i swear. he poked me in the back with his wand and then transformed the dog."
Tell the truth. "it was my fault, i'm sorry."
"why am i even here? it was an accident?"
"i did it on purpose, and if you expel me, i'll turn myself into a dragon and breathe fire at you."
Skive off detention. i don't care how many frogs i should have disemboweled, but homework first.
Skive off homework. you don't want to but honestly, what choice do you have?
Do detention, then stay up till morning doing homework.
Tell your father.
Write home, ask for a new wand, offer to pay for it, and explain the situation.
Live with it.
Whip up a quick potion that is an antidote.
After your wand backfires just chuck it aside and punch malfoy in the nose.
He works at the ministry.
He's the minister of magic.
He plays professional quidditch.
He runs a popular shop in diagon alley.
It was okay.
It was crap.
I should have been studying but yeah, it was fun.
It was fun!
I don't care what it was.
10 inches, oak, veela hair
12 1/2 inches, oak, dragon heartstring
9 1/4 inches, rosewood, dragon heartstring