Paprika? That's a spice, right?
The Flirtini. Inspired by Carrie Bradshaw herself. Look it up. It is fabulous.
Chocolate milk. No, wait. Hot chocolate.
Does it have alcohol in it? Then it is my favorite.
Find that bitch's worst secret and make it public.
Boyfriend? I must've dozed off. I have to get back to my studies.
Spill a drink on the stupid ass slut, then make the hottest guy in the room your new boyfriend.
Invite 20 sisters over and talk about it over pizza, and then JACUZZI TIME.
Think to yourself, "well at least he is happy."
Bossy by Kelis
Boss Ass Bitch by Ptaf
You've Got a Friend In Me by Randi Newman
Respect by Aretha Franklin
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cindi Lauper
Wait! This sounds familiar! I had a sister do it for me!
I would do it for her!
I would offer insight on making the paper structure better.
Screw the paper! Lets go to the 90!
I would ask her to type somewhere else.
I don't go out very often, but when my favorite song comes on while I am studying, I know that it is time for a break.
Stand in a corner and judge other bitches while they dance the wrong way.
Grab my sisters and hit the dance floor!
I would probably already be on top of a high surface, but I would call my main bitch over and do a handle pull. Then twerk like Miley.
Stay at home mom.
Famous for being famous
Supreme Court justice or a doctor
Magazine editor, fashion designer, or some other cut-throat profession.
Starlight Musical Theater
Well my study group was tonight. but I can see if I can move it to tomorrow. Anything for a sister! :)
I would do anything for a sister! If she rots her kidney out tonight, I will give her mine tomorrow!
Shit. There is a midterm this week? Oh well, I will worry about it Tuesday night. Perfect! I've already been drunk all day. I was looking for something to do tonight!
Shit. Your 21st came before mine? Now I have to one up you next week.
Going out when I have a midterm in three days? Do you know who you are talking to?
PUKE AND RALLY!! After this, we will get more shots!
Take pictures so you have blackmail on them later. You are tired of these sloppy bitches making you look like a lower-tier house.
You are interrupting my movie night, but I suppose I can help now that you have wandered home.
If I can lend a kidney, I can lend a hand!
TAG the sister, and then escort her back home and take care of her the rest of the night.
Studious, reserved, sheltered
Loyal, dependable, respected
Cold, stubborn, preppy
Sassy, Fun, Genuine
Bat. Shit. Crazy.