Which Elder God Should You Worship?
You May Get
Yig, Father of serpents
Shub-Niggurath
Yes I do martial arts
Yes I do gymnastics
I spend my free time with more scholastic things
No never
To much work
Yes I hate the things I kill them when I see them
No
I prefer torture
I have no idea
It's the formula for terminal velocity
It's the formula for finding the weight of atoms
Brave
Sexy
Intelligent
Mischievous
Balanced
Calm
Prophetic
Yes
No that's a stupid question
Yes
No that's impossible
Yes
No it doesn't do anything
Yes
Only if they hurt my friends or family
No why would you do that?
Yes just to better understand myself.
I do it all the time
I like laughing at people's failures
That sounds like a waste of time I would rather relax in a comfy chair and watch TV
Tried. Failed. Gave up.
To better hone my discipline
To become a killing machine
I knew it was going to go badly for me
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