Make them feel like you are the boss.
Stay away from them.
Try to become friends with them.
Be nice to them and frequently ask how they are doing.
Bully or exclude them.
Be nice to them, but don't become too close.
Give it as a gift to a friend.
Use it to buy a trinket.
Don't sleep until you return it to the owner.
Show it to and try a responsible adult and find out whose it is.
Keep it and buy something expensive and fancy for yourself.
Leave it, someone else will find it.
Fantasies and action novels.
Mysteries and obituaries.
Percy Jackson and myths or anything by Rick Riordan.
Harry Potter and stories centered around magic.
Anything with violence or bloodshed.
Classics and poetry.
Pasta or spaghetti.
Burritos and Mexican food.
Rich, buttery pastries.
Fruit and vegetables.
Something quick and easy so I can get back to my plots and evil plans.
Something sweet, like cookies or a donut.
By car through the dark forests.
A convertible on the highway.
Walk and enjoy nature.
I like to ride in a limo, Maserati, or other expensive car.
Definitely by boat.
A cat, they can take care of themselves.
A frog or newt.
A rabbit or other rodent.
A snake or a crocodile.
A tank of fish.
Cloudy or rainy.
Dry and cool.
Warm and damp.
Cold and stormy.
Anything I can be in charge of.
Something done with teamwork.
A game in which I can support but not always play.
Something violent like tackle football or rugby.
Swimming or surfing.
Yellow or gold.
Pink or purple.
Red or black.