Shy or mischievous
Happy and funny
Social and kind
Loyal to the extreme, caring.
Solitary and hardworking
Risky and adventurous
You love to drink.
Safe and cautious
Strong and Brave
Altruistic and Pain loving
Greedy and Wealthy
Sneaky and Deceitful
Bravely confront the thief and keep him busy until the cops arrive.
Ignore it, being too afraid to do anything.
Lecture him on the wrongs of stealing and warn him not to be caught stealing again.
Help the shopkeeper catch the thief.
Shrug and buy some beer.
Bar his way with your body while someone else calls the police.
Make a joke about stealing to make the thief shyly go away without stealing anything.
Watch him from a distance, and keep your eye on him while you call the police.
Blackmail him threatening to turn him in unless he gives you half the stolen items.
You dont notice it, being to busy with your own affairs, even as you pass by him at the entrance to the store.
Flip a coin: Heads, you help, Tails, you dont.
Give him a nice beating and brag about it to your friends.
Say you are dissapointed that he is trying to steal money from people.
Give him the money then steal his wallet without him noticing.
Offer to read some tarot cards for him. Scam him for his money.
Offer to buy him some beer and try to be friends.
Growl like a lion to scare him off.
Run away screaming
You spot him before he comes and you hide from him.
You wisely don't carry around your wallet with you when you stroll around town.
Turn on him and say, give me all YOUR money!
Let him beat you up because you wont give him your money. Smile at the pain.
You dont notice him as you are observing an interesting colony of ants on the ground. dissapointed, the mugger walks away.
Teaching or Chemistry
Ecologist or Environmentalist
Whatever you feel like being.
Whatever you think will make you rich
Spy or agent
Bodyguard or banker
Artist or Musician
Anything that hurts.
You make a list and pick a random job.