Which Discworld Character Are You?

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Which Discworld Character Are You?

Find out which character from Terry Pratchett's hit series, the Discworld chronicles, you are!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You are confronted by a troll, you...
    • A. 

      Tell it to go back to the mountains

    • B. 

      Sell it a glass ring and pretend it's a diamond.

    • C. 

      Ask it to beat someone up.

    • D. 

      Hit it over the head and tell it to clean up its act.

    • E. 

      Tell it to go sit under a bridge like it's supposed to.

    • F. 

      Pretend you're stronger than it.

    • G. 

      Nothing yet... I'll come back in a few years.

    • H. 

      Tell it about the 50 armed men hiding in the bushes.

    • I. 

      Run away!

  • 2. 
    You describe yourself as...
    • A. 

      Strong

    • B. 

      Virtuous

    • C. 

      Jesus

    • D. 

      Sinister

    • E. 

      Fast

    • F. 

      Patient

    • G. 

      Clever

  • 3. 
    Your philosophy is:
    • A. 

      Do unto others...

    • B. 

      Before they do unto you

    • C. 

      If they start to act suspicious, I don't stick around!

    • D. 

      Do what I tell you!

    • E. 

      You can kill me if you want, but that's my knife you're holding!

    • F. 

      Why can't we all just get along?

    • G. 

      Follow the rules and no-one gets hurt!

  • 4. 
    Pick a quote.
    • A. 

      I'M NOT BRAVE!!!

    • B. 

      But... YOU'RE the bad one!

    • C. 

      When I say jump, you say what color!!!

    • D. 

      Slab just makes you sit down until the pretty colors go away!

    • E. 

      SO LITTLE TIME...

    • F. 

      Do you believe in angels?

    • G. 

      Good don't meet nice, and nice I ain't