Find out which character from Terry Pratchett's hit series, the Discworld chronicles, you are!
Tell it to go back to the mountains
Sell it a glass ring and pretend it's a diamond.
Ask it to beat someone up.
Hit it over the head and tell it to clean up its act.
Tell it to go sit under a bridge like it's supposed to.
Pretend you're stronger than it.
Nothing yet... I'll come back in a few years.
Tell it about the 50 armed men hiding in the bushes.
Run away!
Strong
Virtuous
Jesus
Sinister
Fast
Patient
Clever
Do unto others...
Before they do unto you
If they start to act suspicious, I don't stick around!
Do what I tell you!
You can kill me if you want, but that's my knife you're holding!
Why can't we all just get along?
Follow the rules and no-one gets hurt!
I'M NOT BRAVE!!!
But... YOU'RE the bad one!
When I say jump, you say what color!!!
Slab just makes you sit down until the pretty colors go away!
SO LITTLE TIME...
Do you believe in angels?
Good don't meet nice, and nice I ain't