Which Corrupt Admin Are You?

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Which Corrupt Admin Are You? - Quiz

This is a quiz based strictly on my biased opinion of how evil AA's administration is. Everything in this quiz is FACT and the CEO of my quiz manufacturing company, RambaRal, will take care of any legal liabilities and lawsuits of slander thrown my way.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If there was an AA member who just had a birthday thread posted by another member, what would you do?
    • A. 

      I would wish them a happy birthday, say something nice about them, and then be on my merry way.

    • B. 

      I wouldn't say anything.

    • C. 

      I don't get on AA enough to really care about birthday threads. I'm a busy bee, OK?

    • D. 

      I would say happy birthday and then add a snide remark that appeared to be nice but actually meant something mean because I'm EVIL. Or my alternate personality might take over and say it.

    • E. 

      I'd say happy birthday but then I'd mention because I said that they now owe me a sexual favor because in reality I am a predator like whoa.

    • F. 

      I'd restrict the hell out of them. It's a gift. I'm so nice.

    • G. 

      I would simply say happy birthday. Is there really any reason to say much more?

  • 2. 
    Katiebunny34 has just started another thread about how the administration is corrupt as hell and how the revolution needs to be revived. RambaRal and Siris have just GATTAI'd with her, making an awesome, but deadly monster. What will you do to combat it?
    • A. 

      I'd be like HOLY CRAP and threaten to ban them, but even if I do I can't do it for long because of the intense sexual attraction I have to all three of them.

    • B. 

      I'd simply laugh it off because, first of all, what the hell are they going to do? Post text at me?

    • C. 

      I'd stare in awe that this was happening in the first place. I'm too nice to do anything!

    • D. 

      I'd wonder how a simple anime site made a few years ago could have turned out like this...

    • E. 

      I'd insult all three of them while thinking I was being extremely witty when in reality it's not funny. Then I'd restrict them indefinitely.

    • F. 

      I would just sit back and check the thread every now and again. It's really nothing interesting.

    • G. 

      I would scoff because I'm amazed someone would even waste their time on something like that. Then I'd go and check reports.

  • 3. 
    Someone has a complaint with the administration and believes that all the sub-admins are being ridiculous about a certain issue. However, this member is known for not thinking things through and saying whatever they want to say without actually having a decent argument to back it up. How do you handle this pseudo-debate?
    • A. 

      I try and be as unbiased as possible while trying to maintain a cool as I'm being aggravated to death. Enough is enough!

    • B. 

      I simply say "the rules are the rules and that is that".

    • C. 

      I attempt to make a semi-reasonable response, but God, then I just can't do it and I end up being satirical and subtly (or not so subtly) make fun of that person for being ridiculous.

    • D. 

      I would tell that member that the rules are there for a reason and anyone who breaks them deserves the punishment. it's that simple.

    • E. 

      I would try and reason with that person but find myself confused and unsure what to do because I'm not used to that elevated level of stubborn idiocy and be relieved when another sub-admin comes in to give them a lashing.

    • F. 

      I'll write them an essay explain why it's the way it is, why they're an idiot for thinking the way they think, and how if they don't shut up they're going to continue looking like a moron.

    • G. 

      I wouldn't bother with it. Let them think what they like, rules are there for a reason.

  • 4. 
    You're in a supermarket when a heist takes place. A young girl named Katie has been captured by the criminals and used as a hostage. A young noble girl named Norman with glasses decides to step up and do something. What are you going to do?
    • A. 

      Nothing. Excuse me, I'm hungry. These groceries aren't going to buy themselves.

    • B. 

      Transform into my alternate personality, a hulkingly, good-looking farmer whose muscles will blind the criminals.

    • C. 

      Call the police! That poor child..

    • D. 

      Laugh at the girl for being stupid enough to be captured anyway.

    • E. 

      I'd think back on all the books I've read, come up with a great, elaborate strategy for saving her but.. then fail to do so.

    • F. 

      I'd use my superior dancing moves to impress the criminals and then karate chop them in the face, effectively saving both the girls from danger.

    • G. 

      Nothing. That kind of scene.. with her being held, looking terrified with her make-up running would trigger a sexual fantasy that would render me immobile. Hmm...

  • 5. 
    It's an off day and you have nothing to do. What do you do for fun?
    • A. 

      Seduce young girls, brainwash them, and effectively create a new zombie horde of sex-slave maids.

    • B. 

      Hang around, play video games, spend time with my boyfriend, maybe get on AA and facepalm.

    • C. 

      Spend time with my family.

    • D. 

      Dance. I would dance.

    • E. 

      Go make fun of small children who can do nothing to stop me.

    • F. 

      Read a book, a yaoi manga, or work on something. I'd also get on AA and make sure that everything was OK.

    • G. 

      I'm too mysterious to divulge any information.

  • 6. 
    You're running for an election and you want to convince the people of AA to vote for you. What do you promise them?
    • A. 

      Peace, tranquility, and happiness.

    • B. 

      Nothing.

    • C. 

      New features and a promise of a better AA!

    • D. 

      Sex slaves. I'm so going to win!

    • E. 

      Great sex. Who needs sex slaves when you have me?

    • F. 

      Yaoi... yaoi.. uhm, more fanfiction.. yaoi?

    • G. 

      More events that involve torturing Katie, keeping Katie under wraps, making sure that everything is good until Katie screws crap up. Just a bunch of torture people can enjoy.

  • 7. 
    A wild Loli Yamaneko appears! What do you do?
    • A. 

      WHERE THE HELL IS MY MASTERBALL??

    • B. 

      I escape because I can't imagine entrapping a small, cute thing like that. Let it be!

    • C. 

      Nothing. Loli isn't allowed on Affair anyway. A bannable offense.

    • D. 

      Leave it along, as long as her age is within the terms of service I have no reason to mess with it.

    • E. 

      Make fun of it profusely. It's a small kiddie! How can it stop me? Hahahaha I'm so great.

    • F. 

      Be amazed that I found one in the wild. I guess I'd leave it alone until it said something stupid or was in danger.

    • G. 

      It's too young to offer yaoi to... well, I guess I'd say hey and then be on my way.

  • 8. 
    Chi and Katie have arranged a birthday part for Kia. However, there's a problem.. they can't come up with enough money to order a stripper, male or female. What will you do?
    • A. 

      Baby, I'll strip all night long. I'll do more than that, too.. but that'll cost a little extra.

    • B. 

      I'd give Kia and lemur instead. Then we could talk about how cool we are and how I'm totally not friendless.

    • C. 

      Strippers are overrated anyway. We can just play video games and talk about how life sucks.

    • D. 

      I'd bring her yaoi in order to compensate. She's into it and I know Katie will bring her share. It'll be a gay fiesta!

    • E. 

      I'd construct a robotic male stripper. Much cheaper and I'll give it dancing features.

    • F. 

      I'd wonder why the hell I was even going to that stupid party anyway.

    • G. 

      I'd give Kia a nice, decent gift that she could actually use. Kids these days..

  • 9. 
    Unfortunately Ramba has once again been captured by the Giomese. Katie has tried in vain to convince countless sub-admins to release him, but her tears have done nothing thus far. She then offers sexual services to any sub-admin that will release him. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I'd reject her. He wouldn't be in prison if he didn't suck and that's not my fault.

    • B. 

      I would simply state that I had nothing to do with it and, well, sorry Katie, but I'm not into chicks.

    • C. 

      I would laugh so very hard and then sit in triumph for a few moments. Once again, I rock.

    • D. 

      I already have Ramba to rape, no need to rape Katie too. *rape rape rape rape rape rape rape*

    • E. 

      Only if she promises to lick my toes and do anything I ask of her. I just can't resist that tearful face~

    • F. 

      Wonder what the hell she was talking about.

    • G. 

      I'd explain to her that his sentence is only for a week and that it was entertaining to watch anyway.

  • 10. 
    Pick the word appeals to you most.
    • A. 

      Yaoi.

    • B. 

      Torture.

    • C. 

      Happiness.

    • D. 

      Sex

    • E. 

      Family

    • F. 

      Socks

    • G. 

      Turtles

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