Which Castle Of Cards Character Are You?

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Castle Of Cards Quizzes & Trivia

Find out what character from the comic, Castle of Cards, you are!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Uh oh, you seem to be in Hell. How did you get here?
    • A. 

      I don’t even believe in Hell! How could I be in a place I don’t believe in? This is so unfair!

    • B. 

      I was born here.

    • C. 

      I’m in charge here, bitches.

    • D. 

      Heaven kicked me out for no real reason, bastards.

    • E. 

      I don't remember!!

  • 2. 
    Someone has picked a fight with you, how do you respond?
    • A. 

      *GRIN*

    • B. 

      I do hope you’ll enjoy live dissection…

    • C. 

      If I beg, maybe they won’t beat me up so badly…

    • D. 

      If I ignore them, they’ll go away eventually.

    • E. 

      Fighting is NOT the answer. Let’s have some tea together and discuss this like civilized people.

  • 3. 
    There was a mistake in the paperwork and an innocent soul is being tortured!!
    • A. 

      If I help them, can I get out of Hell, too?

    • B. 

      Poor unfortunate soul, but I see nothing in it for me if I try to help.

    • C. 

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • D. 

      Oh no… the poor de- PUPPY!!!

    • E. 

      Oh my, that IS serious. I won’t deal with it, but I’ll hand it over to my secretary. He takes care of most of this stuff and I’m late for my golf game anyway

  • 4. 
    If you could, what kind of vacation would you take?
    • A. 

      Back to France… I miss my home…

    • B. 

      Why leave? I’m having too much fun.

    • C. 

      What's a vacation?

    • D. 

      I would go to Heaven.

    • E. 

      I'd just sleep. I'm overworked.

  • 5. 
    Do you have any pets?
    • A. 

      Only my friends, the skele-animals and the rocks and the trees and the puppies and OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A PONY!?

    • B. 

      Just one dog. *kicks him*

    • C. 

      I basically run the SPCA of the underworld.

    • D. 

      Just one cowardly horse... *sigh*

    • E. 

      I put in a Koi pond once, but they all died... Thankfully my dog is still going strong!

  • 6. 
    You just got some horrible news!
    • A. 

      Mama! What do I do!?

    • B. 

      MORE bad news...?!

    • C. 

      You mean my patients have escaped!? Alert the nurses… we’ll have them back by nightfall.

    • D. 

      That’s IT!! I am SICK and tired of all this work!! If you put ONE more piece of paper on my desk I’ll…. …. Do nothing. =__=

    • E. 

      Well, I’ll work through it like always.

  • 7. 
    You can get out of Hell!! All you have to do is apologize for what you've done...
    • A. 

      You have GOT to be kidding me. I'll apologize when this place freezes over because I've done NOTHING wrong!

    • B. 

      What'd I do!?

    • C. 

      Why would I want to leave? Hell for me is like club med!

    • D. 

      I inherited this position, how do I apologize for THAT!? I shouldn't have to apologize.

    • E. 

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • 8. 
    Someone has come to you specifically to ask for Help. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Ask my master before I do anything. Master knows best!

    • B. 

      Yes, I'll help you out right away!

    • C. 

      Sure, just step into my office...

    • D. 

      *sigh* Take a number, I'll get to you when I get to you.

    • E. 

      I can't even help myself, why would you ask ME for help?

  • 9. 
    Damn that commercial you hate is playing on TV again, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Bitch about it every time it comes on.

    • B. 

      Oh! I've never seen THIS commercial before!!

    • C. 

      My assassins are in place; this matter will have been taken care of shortly.

    • D. 

      I've already got a plan in motion to get it off the air...

    • E. 

      Nothing. I got that ad on the air in the first place, after all.

  • 10. 
    This comic's updated are sporadic and unpredictable and the story moves to slowly. As a character, how do you react?
    • A. 

      Finally, someone who is more behind in their obligations then me. I'll leave them alone.

    • B. 

      Find the artist/writer and cut her legs off. Then set her house on fire. Then watch as she drags her bloody stumps out of her burning abode, laughing all the while!

    • C. 

      What comic? I don't care. I'm busy.

    • D. 

      Buh?

    • E. 

      Good things come to those who wait.

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