Which Castle Of Cards Character Are You?
Find out what character from the comic, Castle of Cards, you are!
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Start this quiz to find your result.
- 1.Uh oh, you seem to be in Hell. How did you get here?
- A.
I don’t even believe in Hell! How could I be in a place I don’t believe in? This is so unfair!
- B.
I was born here.
- C.
I’m in charge here, bitches.
- D.
Heaven kicked me out for no real reason, bastards.
- E.
I don't remember!!
- 2.Someone has picked a fight with you, how do you respond?
- A.
*GRIN*
- B.
I do hope you’ll enjoy live dissection…
- C.
If I beg, maybe they won’t beat me up so badly…
- D.
If I ignore them, they’ll go away eventually.
- E.
Fighting is NOT the answer. Let’s have some tea together and discuss this like civilized people.
- 3.There was a mistake in the paperwork and an innocent soul is being tortured!!
- A.
If I help them, can I get out of Hell, too?
- B.
Poor unfortunate soul, but I see nothing in it for me if I try to help.
- C.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- D.
Oh no… the poor de- PUPPY!!!
- E.
Oh my, that IS serious. I won’t deal with it, but I’ll hand it over to my secretary. He takes care of most of this stuff and I’m late for my golf game anyway
- 4.If you could, what kind of vacation would you take?
- A.
Back to France… I miss my home…
- B.
Why leave? I’m having too much fun.
- C.
What's a vacation?
- D.
I would go to Heaven.
- E.
I'd just sleep. I'm overworked.
- 5.Do you have any pets?
- A.
Only my friends, the skele-animals and the rocks and the trees and the puppies and OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A PONY!?
- B.
Just one dog. *kicks him*
- C.
I basically run the SPCA of the underworld.
- D.
Just one cowardly horse... *sigh*
- E.
I put in a Koi pond once, but they all died... Thankfully my dog is still going strong!
- 6.You just got some horrible news!
- A.
Mama! What do I do!?
- B.
MORE bad news...?!
- C.
You mean my patients have escaped!? Alert the nurses… we’ll have them back by nightfall.
- D.
That’s IT!! I am SICK and tired of all this work!! If you put ONE more piece of paper on my desk I’ll…. …. Do nothing. =__=
- E.
Well, I’ll work through it like always.
- 7.You can get out of Hell!! All you have to do is apologize for what you've done...
- A.
You have GOT to be kidding me. I'll apologize when this place freezes over because I've done NOTHING wrong!
- B.
What'd I do!?
- C.
Why would I want to leave? Hell for me is like club med!
- D.
I inherited this position, how do I apologize for THAT!? I shouldn't have to apologize.
- E.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- 8.Someone has come to you specifically to ask for Help. What do you do?
- A.
Ask my master before I do anything. Master knows best!
- B.
Yes, I'll help you out right away!
- C.
Sure, just step into my office...
- D.
*sigh* Take a number, I'll get to you when I get to you.
- E.
I can't even help myself, why would you ask ME for help?
- 9.Damn that commercial you hate is playing on TV again, what do you do?
- A.
Bitch about it every time it comes on.
- B.
Oh! I've never seen THIS commercial before!!
- C.
My assassins are in place; this matter will have been taken care of shortly.
- D.
I've already got a plan in motion to get it off the air...
- E.
Nothing. I got that ad on the air in the first place, after all.
- 10.This comic's updated are sporadic and unpredictable and the story moves to slowly. As a character, how do you react?
- A.
Finally, someone who is more behind in their obligations then me. I'll leave them alone.
- B.
Find the artist/writer and cut her legs off. Then set her house on fire. Then watch as she drags her bloody stumps out of her burning abode, laughing all the while!
- C.
What comic? I don't care. I'm busy.
- D.
Buh?
- E.
Good things come to those who wait.
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