Your expensive shoes
Your wallet, keys and phone
Your enormous jar of Nutella
People who refuse to watch Game of Thrones
High School Musical
Turning objects to gold with a touch
Perfect aim with firearms
Make tiny outfits for it and sell it to a circus
Burst into tears and care for it for the rest of your life
Kidnap it and hold it hostage
Call the RSPCA
Find try to find its mother
No, I'm normal
What even qualifies as deep sadness?
No, and stop asking
Yes, an online quiz told me so
Depends on whether or not I'm being woken up before midday
Screw Hogwarts, I'm making my own magical school and you're not invited
Creating a dumb quiz for your friends and eating a lava cake
Going out and partying hard
Watching a movie and Tumblr-ing with pizza
Getting drunk and conquering a deer using a crossbow
Getting people off your bed and sleeping
Whatever people are partying to these days
Old school rock and reggae
Pssh. Please, you've never heard of it
Regular milk chocolate
The liquid chocolate inside a lava cake
Bailey's has a chocolate flavour, right?
I think someone put chocolate into my goon once, I don't remember much about that night but I think it tasted delicious
Depending on how hot the target is, commitment is possible, I suppose
I can't even commit enough to pronounce the word "commitment"
I commit to television shows
Wahhh guys don't like me boo hoo
I can commit to a bag of popcorn
The TARDIS itself, bitches
Probably a dead possum or something.
Probably nothing, she freaks out over the tiniest things.
It's not it HER roof, it's in her neighbour's roof. I wish she'd shut up.
A dead body. I murdered Sophie in the future and stashed the body back in the present.
EVERY DEAD THING OH MY GOD THERE ARE FLIES THERE SHOULDN'T BE FLIES OH GOD HELP ME
Here's an interesting quiz for you.