Rich Uncle Pennybags (a.k.a. Mr. Monopoly), paying for a series of negative ads against Santorum.
Brigham Young, pioneering the Utah territory.
Rambo, shooting mud at Santorum.
A thief, robbing taxpayers until he’s apprehended by “Sheriff Santorum.”
Severing all ties with Queen Elizabeth II and the Commonwealth of Nations.
Blocking Facebook from all government work computers and mobile devices.
Contracting public sector work to Google.
Sharing some administrative services with Australia.
The capital gains tax.
The posthumous Mormon baptism of Jewish Holocaust victims.
The improper highway transportation of dogs.
The employment of undocumented immigrants in lawn care.
He led the Knicks to a season-best winning streak.
The share price of Madison Square Garden Co., which owns the Knicks, reached a record high during his second week as a starter.
He’s scored the most points of any player in his first five career starts since the N.B.A. merged with the A.B.A. in the seventies.
He is the first Harvard graduate to reach the N.B.A.
A cut in preventive-health spending.
A cut in subsidies for malpractice insurance.
A cut in spending for electronic medical records.
A cut in subsidies for organic-food markets.
Tighter gun control.
A tax increase on wealthy residents.
The legalization of same-sex marriage.
The legalization of marijuana.
The devaluation of the Euro.
The Greek bailouts.
Widespread housing repossessions.
“Law & Order.”
“The West Wing.”