A dollar per day
Three dollars per week
Five dollars per month
Fifteen dollars per year
Director of news at NBC
Editor in chief of Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government
Head of radio at Voice of America
C.E.O. of Sesame Workshop
Russia (including the U.S.S.R.)
The United Kingdom
Because "she was hot and got ratings."
Because "she's fearless — she'd crawl down a smokestack for a story."
Because "she was tough. She would push you and push you. Push you, push you, push you. And, in the end, it was good."
Because "one out of every twenty-five people in America is a psychopath."
It was dropped, and dented, when the right wing Michael Ryder took it to Newfoundland.
It was drop-kicked into Ottawa’s Rideau Canal.
It was stolen by a Montreal Canadiens fan, who claimed he wanted to take it back where it belongs.
It was used to serve beans in Boston’s Back Bay.
Tackling Tampa Bay running back LeGarrette Blount in the second quarter of Monday’s game.
Confessing that he was, indeed, not ready for some football, never had been, and actually preferred soccer.
Comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler
Comparing the President of ESPN, George Bodenheimer, to Pol Pot.
First Lady Michelle Obama
Representative Eric Cantor
Representative John Boehner
Governor Rick Perry