Nationalize its banking industry
Offer new pensions to public employees
Hold a referendum on accepting the bailout
The National Recreation Association
The National Rehabilitation Association
The National Restaurant Association
The National Rifle Association
For girls to take precedence over their younger brothers in the line of succession
For a sitting monarch to be a Catholic
For a sitting monarch to marry a Catholic
For descendents of George II to marry without royal consent
A portrait of her he had commissioned by Libya’s best painter.
A video montage of her with various world leaders set to specially composed music.
A Tumblr blog he had created of her quotations and pictures.
A room dedicated to memorabilia of her he had bought online.
You Only Live Thrice
“This is such a cool state! I mean, c’mon: ‘Live free or die?’ You gotta love that, right?”
On his tax plan: “It’s pretty easy math. Subtract it and send it in. It’s awesome.”
“I really have the American dream licked.”
“I love Herman [Cain]. Is he the best? I have fun with him."
Eliot Spitzer, the former Governor of New York
Jon Corzine, the former Governor of New Jersey
Mark Sanford, the former Governor of South Carolina
Rod Blagojevich, the former Governor of Illinois
Demanded a meeting with the Senator
Formed a line, preventing the Senator from entering
Repairing antique porcelain dolls
Running a conservation center for wolves
Collecting heavy-metal records
Writing about theoretical physics