How well do you know the news of the week?
Muammar Qaddafi
Bashar Assad
News International
Bill Clinton
Velcro
The shuffle
“Gilligan’s Island”
All of the above
Hugo Chavez, his tumor
Mark Kelly, the asteroid Vesta
Yukio Edano, the radio-controlled sphere gathering images from wrecked buildings
Derek Jeter, a baseball
Italy
Greece
Ireland
The United States
They were penalty kicks
They were headers
They tied the game
They won the game
Zero
Thirty-three
Thirty-nine
Forty-nine
A free pop-up barber shop
A free pop-up manicure shop
A fake vaccination drive
A fake test for strep throat
“Friday Night Lights”
“Game of Thrones”
“Mad Men”
“House”
Arabs
Teen-agers
Homosexuals
Democrats
Skippy the squirrel
Nelly the elephant
Teddy the toad
Paul the Octopus, Jr.
South Sudan
Kosovo
Taiwan
Vatican City
Senior citizens in Breezy Point
Inmates at Rikers Island
Ballerinas outside Lincoln Center
Fetuses in Park Slope