Newt Gingrich: cheerful.
Rick Santorum: courage.
Mitt Romney: competent.
Ron Paul: consistent.
Three candidates; Saleh is in Argentina.
One candidate; Saleh is in New York City.
Two candidates; Saleh is dead.
Two candidates; Saleh is in Somalia.
President Hugo Chavezâ€™s admission that his cancer may have returned.
The approval of new voting regulations requiring photo identification.
Upheaval in the oil market, due to sanctions against fellow OPEC member Iran.
The opposition candidateâ€™s assertion that â€śSatan has his sights on Venezuela.â€ť
The accidental publishing of a cartoon depicting Mohammad in an Army newspaper.
The accidental targeting of civilians in a C.I.A. drone strike.
The accidental incineration of Korans.
Vice-President Mohammad Fahimâ€™s assertion that â€śSatan has his sights on Afghanistan.â€ť
An app for the wireless management of Lenten sacrifices.
A single Papal tweet for each of Lentâ€™s forty days.
Online confessionals, with virtual absolution.
Live video streaming of the stations of the cross.
â€śThe Autobiography of Malcolm X.â€ť
â€śTropic of Cancer.â€ť
â€śLady Chatterleyâ€™s Lover.â€ť
â€śLord of the Flies.â€ť
A hundred thousand.
A driverâ€™s license.
A military I.D.
A birth certificate.
A student I.D.
Soldiers and veterans.
Another stimulus bill.
Win the lottery.
Successfully appeal a positive drug test.
Injure his self on the first day of spring training.
Hit a home run blindfolded.
1912 â€“ 1929
1905 â€“ 1932
1916 â€“ 1928
1921 â€“ 1937