Skip out on class altogether. Band isn't that fun, anyways...
Get out of the class you have before first, and "borrow" someone else's trumpet.
Complement your conducter on the weight that they have lost, then explain your dilema to them, hoping that he/she will let you off the hook and let you use the spare.
Come straight out and admit that you forgot your instrument, putting emphasis on your twenty "Sorry" 's.
Definately accept! Who cares that it is not your strongpoint? Any sport can be fun if you think it is!
Think about it, then accept. Soccer could be fun.
Soccer? SOCCER?!! DO I LOOK LIKE SOME LUNATIC TO YOU??!!
Flat out refuse. Hello? I signed up for TRACK.
Thank the lunch lady for the food, but only eat things from the salad bar.
Throw the meatloaf at the lunch lady.
Sigh and go back to your chair and pout and complain about the food.
Thank the lunch lady for the awesome food then go back to your table and try some of it, just to make her happy.
"YOU ARE GOING TO THE DANCE WITH ME, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!"
No way! I HATE dancing.
"Did you hear about that dance coming up? I think it would be super fun if we went together!"
"I was wondering, would you like to go to the dance with me, as friends?"