Who Did You Marry?

He always wants to try somewhere new, and he loves to sample everything.

He goes to the same place, and orders the same thing every time. Not boring, dependable.

He will choose, and if he happens to ask you, he will probably choose anyway, then tell you what to order as well.

He would rather leave the choice up to you, and will probably order something he knows you like even over his own preference, just in case.

Fun, new, and exciting... anytime, anyplace!

Music, mood, and candlelight, it's all about atmosphere.

Do it my way, and do it now.

Everything in it's time and place.

Quiet yard game, soothing and appropriate for all.

Golf, orderly and structured.

Football, it's all power and brute force baby.

Soccer, fast pace and constantly changing direction.

Loud, fun, and funky.

In the background, it's all about mood.

Something with a proper rythm or beat (classic or rock)

When he is in control of the volume and selection.

Anything, especially if it sounds exciting.

Blow money?? What does that even look like???

Only if it's the biggest and best, then he's in.

Other people. Getting him to buy something for himself is often harder than pulling teeth.

Say it fast, his attention span doesn't hold out for long.

You need it you got it, unless someone else needs it more.

Try one more time to figure it out on your own before you take it to him, because the answer is always going to be something you should have been able to figure out on your own.

Make an appointment, and have a spreadsheet ready if you can.