What are puns?
Very clever, but you should really just say what you mean outright.
Wonder if he is okay. He might have a concussion.
Try to conceal your laughter and keep your cool.
Belly laugh and possibly point.
Remark that birds and idiots have two things in common: brain size and inability to see glass windows.
Oh, sure, there is nothing I would rather do than something even you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I guess, maybe we can make a game of it.
The sooner we start the sooner we finish.
Why me? Why not him? Is it because I ate the last bag of Cheetos? I can replace it.
Worry that you have cancer, or leprosy, or maybe some kind of fungus...there are so many terrible diseases out there.
Schedule a doctor's appointment, only so your mom will get off your back.
Take a bath.
Realize that it resembles the shape of a frog.