We met randomly through friends
Whatever's available at the time
The type of car they drive and how well they can father someone elses kids
How good they are in bed
Tell them you're already with someone and ignore them, causing upset
Look at how big they are, but decide to put obstacles aside in this case
Agree and steal the contents of their wallet while they pay for the drink
Offer them a condom and somewhere to sleep
Don't know, we've known each other so long
Her five stomachs
Their car and their inability to ask why your kids are black
My cock inside her ass
Loves and cuddly wuddles and belly farts and buttock crack licking, it tickles her and makes her laugh
The remote control
The welfare state. Because it is well-fair
A safe way out if she gets pregnant
On a beach in Hawaii, once we've both done the same fitness plan, got matching clothes and tans
At home, but she needs a dress that fits her first, and I need to borrow me dad's suit
Outside these prison walls
Marriage? Fuck that!
I want a boy and a girl. He wants two boys. But that's always him...
We're just together for the fun of it, but a kid wouldn't hurt. Well, it would hurt her, but she's big enough to deal with it
Twelve. So we can have our own football team! Eh, togger?
None. Never. Oh, no.
So much! Let me count the ways, oh,
I don't fancy her, and she doesn't fancy me. But we're together, that's what matters
He's got an ugly mug, but he's handsome to me
That doesn't matter. It's the sex that counts
Well, a ring, or a pair of straighteners, or earrings, or any jewellery, or a digital camera, anything that's too expensive but he should splash out on me because I'm his one true love
A way to have sex because missionary is impossible
Another pregnancy test, Togger's parole and a ticket to the Bahamas
Santa in Dominatrix gear
At school. We've always been together
In a nightclub. We were the leftovers
We're cousins, but that doesn't stop us
Are you alright love, because I just saw you fall from heaven.
Fancy a Chinese and a Twix?
Are you good with kids? Want another one? Let's earn some money...
Fancy a fuck?