What Type Of Couple Are You?

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What Type Of Couple Are You?

Find out what type of couple you and your present / future partner are. There's no denying the truth, so stop procrastinating and do something drastic to boost your quality of life.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    The way you choose your perfect partner is based on...
    • A. 

      We met randomly through friends

    • B. 

      Whatever's available at the time

    • C. 

      The type of car they drive and how well they can father someone elses kids

    • D. 

      How good they are in bed

  • 2. 
    You're in a nightclub. A potential partner offers you a drink. You...
    • A. 

      Tell them you're already with someone and ignore them, causing upset

    • B. 

      Look at how big they are, but decide to put obstacles aside in this case

    • C. 

      Agree and steal the contents of their wallet while they pay for the drink

    • D. 

      Offer them a condom and somewhere to sleep

  • 3. 
    What is your partner's best feature?
    • A. 

      Don't know, we've known each other so long

    • B. 

      Her five stomachs

    • C. 

      Their car and their inability to ask why your kids are black

    • D. 

      My cock inside her ass

  • 4. 
    What do you look for most in a relationship?
    • A. 

      Loves and cuddly wuddles and belly farts and buttock crack licking, it tickles her and makes her laugh

    • B. 

      The remote control

    • C. 

      The welfare state. Because it is well-fair

    • D. 

      A safe way out if she gets pregnant

  • 5. 
    Where would you both like to get married?
    • A. 

      On a beach in Hawaii, once we've both done the same fitness plan, got matching clothes and tans

    • B. 

      At home, but she needs a dress that fits her first, and I need to borrow me dad's suit

    • C. 

      Outside these prison walls

    • D. 

      Marriage? Fuck that!

  • 6. 
    How many children do you want?
    • A. 

      I want a boy and a girl. He wants two boys. But that's always him...

    • B. 

      We're just together for the fun of it, but a kid wouldn't hurt. Well, it would hurt her, but she's big enough to deal with it

    • C. 

      Twelve. So we can have our own football team! Eh, togger?

    • D. 

      None. Never. Oh, no.

  • 7. 
    How attractive is your partner?
    • A. 

      So much! Let me count the ways, oh,

    • B. 

      I don't fancy her, and she doesn't fancy me. But we're together, that's what matters

    • C. 

      He's got an ugly mug, but he's handsome to me

    • D. 

      That doesn't matter. It's the sex that counts

  • 8. 
    What's your ideal Christmas present?
    • A. 

      Well, a ring, or a pair of straighteners, or earrings, or any jewellery, or a digital camera, anything that's too expensive but he should splash out on me because I'm his one true love

    • B. 

      A way to have sex because missionary is impossible

    • C. 

      Another pregnancy test, Togger's parole and a ticket to the Bahamas

    • D. 

      Santa in Dominatrix gear

  • 9. 
    How did you meet?
    • A. 

      At school. We've always been together

    • B. 

      In a nightclub. We were the leftovers

    • C. 

      We're cousins, but that doesn't stop us

    • D. 

      Office party

  • 10. 
    What's your ideal chat up line if you met each other in a club?
    • A. 

      Are you alright love, because I just saw you fall from heaven.

    • B. 

      Fancy a Chinese and a Twix?

    • C. 

      Are you good with kids? Want another one? Let's earn some money...

    • D. 

      Fancy a fuck?