What Type Of Couple Are You?
Find out what type of couple you and your present / future partner are. There's no denying the truth, so stop procrastinating and do something drastic to boost your quality of life.
- 1.The way you choose your perfect partner is based on...
- A.
We met randomly through friends
- B.
Whatever's available at the time
- C.
The type of car they drive and how well they can father someone elses kids
- D.
How good they are in bed
- 2.You're in a nightclub. A potential partner offers you a drink. You...
- A.
Tell them you're already with someone and ignore them, causing upset
- B.
Look at how big they are, but decide to put obstacles aside in this case
- C.
Agree and steal the contents of their wallet while they pay for the drink
- D.
Offer them a condom and somewhere to sleep
- 3.What is your partner's best feature?
- A.
Don't know, we've known each other so long
- B.
Her five stomachs
- C.
Their car and their inability to ask why your kids are black
- D.
My cock inside her ass
- 4.What do you look for most in a relationship?
- A.
Loves and cuddly wuddles and belly farts and buttock crack licking, it tickles her and makes her laugh
- B.
The remote control
- C.
The welfare state. Because it is well-fair
- D.
A safe way out if she gets pregnant
- 5.Where would you both like to get married?
- A.
On a beach in Hawaii, once we've both done the same fitness plan, got matching clothes and tans
- B.
At home, but she needs a dress that fits her first, and I need to borrow me dad's suit
- C.
Outside these prison walls
- D.
Marriage? Fuck that!
- 6.How many children do you want?
- A.
I want a boy and a girl. He wants two boys. But that's always him...
- B.
We're just together for the fun of it, but a kid wouldn't hurt. Well, it would hurt her, but she's big enough to deal with it
- C.
Twelve. So we can have our own football team! Eh, togger?
- D.
None. Never. Oh, no.
- 7.How attractive is your partner?
- A.
So much! Let me count the ways, oh,
- B.
I don't fancy her, and she doesn't fancy me. But we're together, that's what matters
- C.
He's got an ugly mug, but he's handsome to me
- D.
That doesn't matter. It's the sex that counts
- 8.What's your ideal Christmas present?
- A.
Well, a ring, or a pair of straighteners, or earrings, or any jewellery, or a digital camera, anything that's too expensive but he should splash out on me because I'm his one true love
- B.
A way to have sex because missionary is impossible
- C.
Another pregnancy test, Togger's parole and a ticket to the Bahamas
- D.
Santa in Dominatrix gear
- 9.How did you meet?
- A.
At school. We've always been together
- B.
In a nightclub. We were the leftovers
- C.
We're cousins, but that doesn't stop us
- D.
Office party
- 10.What's your ideal chat up line if you met each other in a club?
- A.
Are you alright love, because I just saw you fall from heaven.
- B.
Fancy a Chinese and a Twix?
- C.
Are you good with kids? Want another one? Let's earn some money...
- D.
Fancy a fuck?
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