Idolize my husband, spoil my children, and read up on the works of L. Ron Hubbard
Get naked and play the bongos at home
Hit up da clubz!
Relax? Oh I pay people to do that for me. I'm too busy running an empire here, people.
My career got stale, and I got no new albums coming out. Gotta publicize myself somehow.
I gotta sweat out the drugs, man. That, and I need to remind the studio execs that I'm still in great shape.
I just gained 50 pounds back from eating too many ho-hos. I need something to help me get skinny fast!
My husband told me to.
Because America needs me to.
Anything with red, white and blue.
Black. It's slimming, you know.
My high tech bling. Gotta keep it real.
A tank top with no bra.
Dude, I gotta wear clothes? Fine, I'll wear shorts. But the shirt is staying at home.
Nom nom nom. I'm already eating. But nothing with beef!
Special brownies, man!
Eat? But, if I eat I may get fat and my husband won't like me!