What Type Of Alcohol Are You?

9 Questions | By Cory1517 | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 15496

What type of alcohol are you? Take the quiz to find out.

You May Get

Beer

You're laid back and chill. You enjoy all different types of flavors and types. You are more of a social partier and like it to last a little longer, rather than pass out at 8.

Jagermeister

You love the smooth taste and the "easy to drink-ness". You also like it to sneak up on you and not know you're drunk til you see the pictures the next morning of you duct taped to a wall dressed up like a pirate.

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Questions and Answers

1.

What are you like at a party??
- A.
  
  All about the drinking games
- B.
  
  The loudest one at the party
- C.
  
  The guy passed out against the wall at midnight
- D.
  
  Talking about politics in the corner with the DD's
2.

Taste or Alcohol content?
- A.
  
  Dont care about taste. Just get me drunk!
- B.
  
  Both but i want the drunkness to hit me all of a sudden
- C.
  
  Both but i want the drunkness to steadily incline
- D.
  
  I need good taste... Its ok if i dont get that drunk
3.

Why would you call the party to attention?
- A.
  
  They're getting too loud
- B.
  
  You want to make a toast
- C.
  
  Need to get everyone to drink more
- D.
  
  The next beer pong opponents are being slow
4.

When is enough, enough?
- A.
  
  Give me a bottle and ill pass out when i pass out
- B.
  
  When is this 6-pack done?
- C.
  
  Damn, I lost the game
- D.
  
  Noones taking more shots with me??
5.

What time do you wind up passing out??
- A.
  
  I dont, I go to bed when i feel like it.
- B.
  
  I dont remember. But where did i get this stop sign from?
- C.
  
  Ummm... 2? or 4? maybe it was 5?.... Wait a second. Is that the sun??
- D.
  
  I thought i was fine. Guess not. Should probably wash this penis off my forehead.
6.

What kind of girl is laying next to you in the morning?
- A.
  
  Damn, how did i get her??? Time to brag to all my buddies.
- B.
  
  Well shes about 5'3'', 230 lbs, and has a mullet.... But she looked like a supermodel last night. Thats all that counts
- C.
  
  I'm by myself... again............
- D.
  
  Which girl? Theres two.
7.

How do you know when you're the drunkest person at the party??
- A.
  
  Actually i think the guy im taking care of is the drunkest.
- B.
  
  When my shirt is gone and I'm trying to convince Big Boobs McGee that her shirt should be gone too.
- C.
  
  Cuz i just got on a table and said i was!
- D.
  
  When you're searching for a hose in a fire, so you can put the fire out.
8.

How was that puke??
- A.
  
  Burned like hell!
- B.
  
  Felt good, tasted like crap. But hey, i can drink more now
- C.
  
  Kinda tasty actually
- D.
  
  Mix between 1 and 3
9.

Where did you go last night??
- A.
  
  I went home. I kind of had a headache
- B.
  
  There was this other party at this chicks house somewhere! It was crazy, you should have went even though i didnt tell you about it.
- C.
  
  Not, sure. But i wound up in that field about 45 minutes away. Do you know where my shoes are?
- D.
  
  I woke up in my bed. Did you bring me there????