What Type Of Alcohol Are You?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What are you like at a party??
    • A. 

      All about the drinking games

    • B. 

      The loudest one at the party

    • C. 

      The guy passed out against the wall at midnight

    • D. 

      Talking about politics in the corner with the DD's

  • 2. 
    Taste or Alcohol content?
    • A. 

      Dont care about taste. Just get me drunk!

    • B. 

      Both but i want the drunkness to hit me all of a sudden

    • C. 

      Both but i want the drunkness to steadily incline

    • D. 

      I need good taste... Its ok if i dont get that drunk

  • 3. 
    Why would you call the party to attention?
    • A. 

      They're getting too loud

    • B. 

      You want to make a toast

    • C. 

      Need to get everyone to drink more

    • D. 

      The next beer pong opponents are being slow

  • 4. 
    When is enough, enough?
    • A. 

      Give me a bottle and ill pass out when i pass out

    • B. 

      When is this 6-pack done?

    • C. 

      Damn, I lost the game

    • D. 

      Noones taking more shots with me??

  • 5. 
    What time do you wind up passing out??
    • A. 

      I dont, I go to bed when i feel like it.

    • B. 

      I dont remember. But where did i get this stop sign from?

    • C. 

      Ummm... 2? or 4? maybe it was 5?.... Wait a second. Is that the sun??

    • D. 

      I thought i was fine. Guess not. Should probably wash this penis off my forehead.

  • 6. 
    What kind of girl is laying next to you in the morning?
    • A. 

      Damn, how did i get her??? Time to brag to all my buddies.

    • B. 

      Well shes about 5'3'', 230 lbs, and has a mullet.... But she looked like a supermodel last night. Thats all that counts

    • C. 

      I'm by myself... again............

    • D. 

      Which girl? Theres two.

  • 7. 
    How do you know when you're the drunkest person at the party??
    • A. 

      Actually i think the guy im taking care of is the drunkest.

    • B. 

      When my shirt is gone and I'm trying to convince Big Boobs McGee that her shirt should be gone too.

    • C. 

      Cuz i just got on a table and said i was!

    • D. 

      When you're searching for a hose in a fire, so you can put the fire out.

  • 8. 
    How was that puke??
    • A. 

      Burned like hell!

    • B. 

      Felt good, tasted like crap. But hey, i can drink more now

    • C. 

      Kinda tasty actually

    • D. 

      Mix between 1 and 3

  • 9. 
    Where did you go last night??
    • A. 

      I went home. I kind of had a headache

    • B. 

      There was this other party at this chicks house somewhere! It was crazy, you should have went even though i didnt tell you about it.

    • C. 

      Not, sure. But i wound up in that field about 45 minutes away. Do you know where my shoes are?

    • D. 

      I woke up in my bed. Did you bring me there????