What Type Of Alcohol Are You?
What type of alcohol are you? Take the quiz to find out.
- 1.What are you like at a party??
- A.
All about the drinking games
- B.
The loudest one at the party
- C.
The guy passed out against the wall at midnight
- D.
Talking about politics in the corner with the DD's
- 2.Taste or Alcohol content?
- A.
Dont care about taste. Just get me drunk!
- B.
Both but i want the drunkness to hit me all of a sudden
- C.
Both but i want the drunkness to steadily incline
- D.
I need good taste... Its ok if i dont get that drunk
- 3.Why would you call the party to attention?
- A.
They're getting too loud
- B.
You want to make a toast
- C.
Need to get everyone to drink more
- D.
The next beer pong opponents are being slow
- 4.When is enough, enough?
- A.
Give me a bottle and ill pass out when i pass out
- B.
When is this 6-pack done?
- C.
Damn, I lost the game
- D.
Noones taking more shots with me??
- 5.What time do you wind up passing out??
- A.
I dont, I go to bed when i feel like it.
- B.
I dont remember. But where did i get this stop sign from?
- C.
Ummm... 2? or 4? maybe it was 5?.... Wait a second. Is that the sun??
- D.
I thought i was fine. Guess not. Should probably wash this penis off my forehead.
- 6.What kind of girl is laying next to you in the morning?
- A.
Damn, how did i get her??? Time to brag to all my buddies.
- B.
Well shes about 5'3'', 230 lbs, and has a mullet.... But she looked like a supermodel last night. Thats all that counts
- C.
I'm by myself... again............
- D.
Which girl? Theres two.
- 7.How do you know when you're the drunkest person at the party??
- A.
Actually i think the guy im taking care of is the drunkest.
- B.
When my shirt is gone and I'm trying to convince Big Boobs McGee that her shirt should be gone too.
- C.
Cuz i just got on a table and said i was!
- D.
When you're searching for a hose in a fire, so you can put the fire out.
- 8.How was that puke??
- A.
Burned like hell!
- B.
Felt good, tasted like crap. But hey, i can drink more now
- C.
Kinda tasty actually
- D.
Mix between 1 and 3
- 9.Where did you go last night??
- A.
I went home. I kind of had a headache
- B.
There was this other party at this chicks house somewhere! It was crazy, you should have went even though i didnt tell you about it.
- C.
Not, sure. But i wound up in that field about 45 minutes away. Do you know where my shoes are?
- D.
I woke up in my bed. Did you bring me there????
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