“Grover Cleveland’s Tumor” which is the name of my new band, the first album is called “Cut it Out”
Could you imagine paying for that damn book? You know what will make me happy? Shoving that book up your ass.
France is our bitch
There's actually a simpsons episode...
Sometimes the only remedy is to shoot somebody
Let's just say I was on a constant drip all night.
The third version of history...mine, the Truth!
What's an economy
We'll show you, you commie bastards!
If it blows up, stop drop and roll, just like the teachers at prom
Get double jointed and kiss your ass goodbye
His name was... Archibald Cox
King shit of turd Island
I don't know why she's there (referring to Hilary)
As a libertarian...
Alright let's say prayer.
Don't mock the sock!
Your mother was so fun until you came around
Dumb, dumber, dumbass
Dorothea Dix, D-I-X, I always make sure to spell that
Shakers take a vow of celibacy- anyone who converted wasn't allowed to shake
The women had to consent- that wouldn't work in Hollywood
Ah, pagans, let's enslave them!