What Smoking Utensil Are You?
Just fucking do it
- 1.Do you sacrifice health for quickness?
- A.
Yes, i want to get high ASAP
- B.
No, i dont want to have yellow teeth
- C.
Ill go half way to health and half way to quickness
- 2.Do you want to most from your weed or do you not care unless you get ripped?
- A.
Yes man i paid for that i want ever last drop of sweet, sweet THC
- B.
No i dont care unless i get hiiiiiigh
- C.
Yes man i paid for that shit, but i want the weed inside me to be digested
- 3.Do you care if you get caught by anyone?
- A.
Obviously i do, i would not want to get caught
- B.
Naw man i dont give a fuck, they know i get ripped
- C.
If they catch me, i want them to know im smoking it in the healthiest way
- 4.Do you prefer something you can ditch easily but is less fun to smoke?
- A.
Ya man, i dont wanna get seen, ill ditch that smoking utensil ASAP
- B.
Ill ditch it ONLY if its not that expensive, like 10 bucks or so
- C.
I cant get caught b/c its gone already
- D.
No man, i dont give a fuck i want to have fun when i get high
- 5.When you get high, do you like to hear something when getting high?
- A.
Yeah of course i do
- B.
Dont care
- 6.Do you like a lot of small hits or few big ones?
- A.
A lot of small ones, chill there for a while
- B.
A few big ones, i want to cough
- 7.Do you like to share?
- A.
Ye whats mine is yours
- B.
Only if i can clean it after from your saliva
- C.
No fuck no, get your own shit
- 8.Would you burn on your own?
- A.
Ye, i just want to get high and play super smash bros
- B.
Yeah but i prefer to take my time and make it tasteful
- C.
Yeah sure, only if its in a healthy way with smoke
- D.
No man, i want to SHARE
- E.
No i want my friends around, but i dont want them freeloading off me that much, ill use something that i have more control over
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